salamence fucked my wife

this sucks so bad i need to [remembers suicide jokes only worsen my mental health] put on the best talent show this towns ever seen

ive been dying and fading but also having a nice and chill time and sometimes laughing

this shit sucks. wish bulbasaur was real . 

My favorite part of mowing my 10000000000000 square foot lawn is the 99999999999999999999 bugs I destroy with my blades

the worst memories of being bullied is when ppl would pretend not to be bullying you and ask you questions and u thought they were just asking u stuff but they were actually laughing at you the entire time and u had no idea bcos you were young and you didnt understand why people would be mean to you when you didnt do anything wrong. 

I spent a lot of my childhood in a constant state of “this is a trap but I don’t know how”

i wish all stop lights in the world were green for 15 seconds 

im at the soup convention and many strong and beautiful women are talking about how delicious and nutrient rich my broth is and they didnt even mention you

first he/they war criminal

My favorite part of mowing my 10000000000000 square foot lawn is the 99999999999999999999 bugs I destroy with my blades