question for the culture

we are literally all going to be ok 🥰. unless we won’t be 🧐. but we will 😋.

My lobotomy chic coquette daughter was starting to show worrying signs of depression, so I took the psychiatrist's advice and got her involved in one of those fundamentalist christian entrepreneurship programs for women. She hasn't sadposted in weeks, tons of new friends, and her self-esteem is through the roof, but she keeps threatening me with eternal damnation if I don't buy into her downline, so I might try to transition her into hard drugs instead.

on december 3rd 2022 at 10:57 p.m. your neighbor takes a candid picture of you in your apartment messily eating chinese food, confident no one is watching. on june 56th, 2033, at 3:57 p.m. the image resurfaces and is posted to "workingclasscore blog",

i wish i was the woman in the bluetooth earbuds whosays Connected and you were the other woman with identical voice and you would say Pairing and we would take turns saying Low battery

“Have you seen this funny video-“ I SAW IT. PERFORMED LIVE AT THE ROYAL OPERA HOUSE. IN 1889. GO. AWAY.

The time has come for you to twirl for your cucu! And I oop-

i would be such a shit dj I just know i’d keep throwing the tom and jerry scream in my mixes

Good God Get A apple Girl.

things doctors say

Why it gotta be evil? Sorry ‘bout it!

Girl look how uncomfortable you fuckin’ look, girl! Ding Dong!