[tries to crowd surf at a TED talk]

well then whats the fucking point

no homo. we’re fresh out. we should get a new shipment in on monday

can you check in the back

This professor gets extra credit.

Some of you really deserve to be called the F word.

it’s really august huh… like 8 whole months have passed……….. disgusting

this changed my life

this was written before the printing press was invented and it still sounds like a modern day shitpost

a form of indian poetry, keh (say) mukarni (denial) is an interesting genre of riddles played between two young women, where one of them describes something in a way that it is mistaken by the other girl as her beloved, and finally turns out to be something completely different

@sodomymcscurvylegs

what is poetry if not the memes for our foremothers

The “74” up there implies that there are at least 73 more of these that I do not have…..and for why

Me making toast