why do you smile like you have told a secret?

While I am interested to see how Philip reacts when he finds out what Pierce did, I think I’m more interested to see how regular Mal reacts when she finds out what she’s been doing.

I think so, nonnie. After everything Cor’s been through, it’s nice to see him with a good girl like Ariel. Watching their relationship will probably be sweet (and boring) as possible, but I’m pretty sure if anyone deserves a cavity-inducing romance, it’s those two. Congrats!

You know, I’m not sure nonnie. I want to say yes, since it seems like Miguel is fully committing to the whole “dating a mom” thing, but this is still Miguel and Astrid we’re talking about. They have had one of the longest on and off relationships in Fableton. While I’m rooting for them (for a change), don’t expect me to be surprised if it falls apart.

This is what happens when you get too wrapped up in your work, Rian.  I wonder if all that’s between Elsa and Jack is friendship, or if there’s something more.

Knowing him? As kindly and gentlemanly as possible. Or, as I see it, as boringly as possible. I know you’re a nice guy, Philip, but how are you managing to stay nice to Mal of all people?

It’s definitely not just you, nonnie. Hey Chel and Hook, when you’re ready to get it on, let me know so I can have my popcorn ready, okay? I love some good hate sex.

Oh come now, nonnie, you can’t be that surprised. Magic in Fableton just doesn’t work like you expect it to. Maybe Pierce will be more careful about what sort of thing he gives to Mal in the future (if she gives him the chance, of course).

I think if Kristoff can learn to love Anna’s bubbly personality, he should be able to survive Lottie’s. I also think if anyone’s going to be uncomfortable with this situation, it’ll be Richard. That man has “territorial” written all over him, and girlfriend or not, Kristoff could definitely be seen as a threat to him. All I know, nonnie, is I am very excited to see this all pan out.

I think when you find yourself in a love triangle with two brothers, the logical thing is to choose one. I’m a bit surprised Lottie decided to actually be logical, but I think you might be right nonnie, since sources say Richard helped the bubbly blonde move in with Kristoff. I wonder how John feels about all of this.

Are you kidding, nonnie? Not only do I get to see the drama that often unfolds at a party, but it’s happening at the Château Tremaine. I simply cannot wait to see who gets themselves into trouble at the shady establishment.

Fall is just around the corner, and that means making jack-o-lanterns, going through corn mazes, eating candy apples, and scaring the crap out of everyone you love. It’s obvious for me, nonnie. This town could use a good, old-fashioned fall fair.

I know it’s tough, nonnie, but if they’re meant to be together, they’ll find their way back to each other. As much as I sympathize, I can’t deny I’m excited to see what a newly single Arthur and Felix will do.

You know what this means, don’t you nonnie? Drama for Arthur, and drama for the rest of Fableton if Felix has his hammer again. You know what else this means? I’m in for a hell of a show.

I don’t know, nonnie. I’m not sure Ursula is ready for a rebound, but maybe when she is, she and Hook will find their way into each other’s bed again. Or perhaps she’ll find someone else to take that step with. Heartbreak is a tricky thing to get over, nonnie. What Ursula needs more than anything right now is some time to heal.

Finally! It’s only a matter of time before we see Rian and Elsa properly together. The question is: how will Anna react?

I think all it will take is someone showing The Parent Trap to Shock and Angel (ideally together) for them to come up with some scheme. Come on girls, we can’t wait for Jack and Sally to figure it out on their own. Make it happen!

I’m Team Perfect Trifecta. Team Richard so Lottie can have a sugar daddy, Team John because imagine that juicy drama, and Team Char because they are just so damn cute together.