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teenage richie working at a fast food place (mcdonalds, whatever, establishment of your choice). working the drive thru. but just taking orders is so boring. so he starts doing Voices over the microphone when people are placing their orders. FULLY holding up the line with his yapping at his captured audience. and when they get to his window he's like back to customer service Voice, "man, I'm sorry about my coworker, he just goes on and on, huh?" just thrilled that they're actually convinced by his Voices. and i know he'd get the orders wrong too cause that's not a priority at all. but he'd throw in a couple extra freebies when the people laugh. & finally someone goes in to complain but it's about "that slow old fuck taking orders" and since no such old man exists - only acne faced 17 year old tozier who has no semblance of maturity in voice or manner - the customer is written off as your average angry-about-not-getting-the-right-sauce guy