We Run On Vibes

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Max Verstappen x bestfriend!reader smau

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Everybody looks beautiful but every time I see Charlene I think of how unhappy she is alleged to be. I remember back in the day when it was reported that attempted to flee Monaco because she didn't want to marry him and then she wept throughout their wedding! Plus the palace confirmed that they stayed in two separate hotels during their honeymoon. I remember wondering then why she had to marry him, I still don't understand this. She's not even from Monaco, she's literally South African. How did she find herself forced to marry Prince Albert? Seems he only married her so he could get "legitimate" heirs (which is another issue on its own).

Yeah I meant the hand on his arm. I mean she’s not grabbing him or anything. Maybe she’s showing off the jewellery lol.

I guess the dress is a matter of opinion. I don’t mean it wasn’t appropriate for the occasion, I just don’t like it personally. The bubble hem…idk it looks a little bit like a plastic bag to me.

There are many many rumours.

Many to the effect of, she didn’t/doesn’t want to be in the marriage and was forced back to Monaco. Some people say she only comes back for public events and lives most of the time in Switzerland. Some people say she was in a “clinic” in Switzerland after she essentially ran away to South Africa. Many things.

Max I am begging you you are already down on luck pls stop trying to jinx yourself 😭

Wait hold up. So I googled it and apparently it’s like the person who stands straight is in control and the person who leans in is needy. So it’s not even relevant here 😭

Apparently the woman is meant to be the one leaning a little bit?

I can already see ppl doing that green line test on this picture 😭

Idek what the green line thing even is. Like is the man supposed to lean?

Unfortunately max looks like the only person happy to be there lol everyone else looks like a hostage in a proof of life video. And Kelly’s dress is…a choice.

(or is there some ongoing discourse that i haven't stumbled across?)

We can agree to disagree on that. The full quote is a bit more in depth and he makes the point that he can’t lose something he doesn’t have, and I agree with that. Yes, it’s possible to bottle something and lose it rather than the other person win it.

But to act like you have your hand on something, like you are owed it because of work you’ve done when you’re not even near the finish line, is arrogant. See: British sporting culture. And it works the same in reverse - to act like the job is already done and that anything beyond this point is just “bringing it home” devalues the work that is still required to win. If Kimi wins this championship it will be because of his hard work over 22 races not the work from the first six. And he should be grounded enough to know that and it sounds like he does.

I honestly don't remember 😭 the very last time I sent her something tho I saw someone else say something particularly ridiculous and then I sent something like "guys we have to be careful cause I think minions are sending ridiculous stuff to make us seem crazy to the general public. I think you should maybe not be posting every ask cause people just assume you agree with every ask you post even when you say don't necessarily support it" and weed replied with "I think you're right" 😭😭 then probably the person that sent the og ridiculous ask came back and was like "I AM NOT A MINION" and they legit went back and forth a few times 😭

It was very funny imo but I genuinely felt like I was lowering my IQ doing this so I never went back lol

Oh you were seeds of discontent within their ranks. Playing 4D chess over there bruv 😭😭

Then weeds more unhinged sister blog reblogged some screenshots of two anons using that nick name and said "they capitalize the m in mini mg when they are talking about her, we don't do that" insinuating that those are just kelly fans trying to make them seem bad. Like how smooth can someone's brain be?

She has a second blog?