Killin' It

Girls who smile at other girls while walking down the street instead of death staring them are the type of girls you need in your life

My adult years have made me question why anyone would go big when they could go home.

Despite how horrifying horses are they don’t have the requisite dexterity to play league of legends and therefore they will never be as disgusting as us

horses don’t need limbs to play video games their brains are wired right into the mainfr

they fucking killed her

*in a horse accent* no i’m fine!

wish i was better friends with my mutuals but i’m too far gone

Washing machines should have a reservoir tank that I have pour a whole jug of detergent in and it automatically dispenses the correct amount via small pump every load.

sometimes i get a little stressed out because i’m living in a part of history that’ll one day be talked about and discussed and papers written and what am i doing? what have i done? laundry, barely

If you cheat on your partner you’re trash. I don’t care what the situation was because it doesn’t matter. Nobody deserves to fall asleep at night wondering why they weren’t enough.

i’ve made a lot of mistakes in my life but at least i was never a fan of nash grier