Type of GHEY'S you will encounter in DC:
WANNA BE's: They WANNA be invited to everything that goes on here. Baby shower, orgies, chicken fights, house party & weddings. They feel that their presence makes the parties & think they're better than anyone that comes around them. They still WON'T be invited anywhere in 2023.
GONNA BE's: These the empty promise Gheys! Want to borrow $50 & GONNA pay it back within 3 days. On Day 3, you don't hear from them, but they're posting on social media how they're GONNA turn up or travel for the weekend. Somebody GONNA kick their ass playing with their money!
USED TO BE's: These Ghey's brag about what they USED TO HAVE, who they USED TO FUCK, what they USED TO DO and who they USED TO WORK FOR... Well get USE to not having it or doing it anymore... Sit down HOE!
SUPPOSED TO BE's: They SUPPOSED to know "EVERYONE" and attempt to drop names as they are really acquaintances with said person. "My homeboy is Beyonce hairdresser & we SUPPOSED to be going to the RENAISSANCE party with her." Yea right... You SUPPOSED to join a gym last year, but you didn't.
FINNA BE's: They FINNA start working for the Gov. FINNA buy a house. FINNA go car shopping. FINNA go back to school. Only thing they FINNA do is keep selling those dreams to ppl that's FINNA listen & those ppl FINNA call around & tell everyone else your lies. Only Thing they FINNA do is run to the Plasma centers throughout the city 3 days a week & donate plasma for $25 to have end of week club money.
NEVER BE's: They NEVER had a bed. NEVER had a job. NEVER had their own man (always STOLE) & NEVER have any money. These Gheys NEVER leave the club on time because they NEVER have rides or homes to go to. They'll come to your house and NEVER want to leave. They'll NEVER buy a round of drinks bc their CHIME card NEVER works!
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