spark like empty lighters

Doctors Hate Her! Local woman is "just really mean to doctors", says one

me when buying something over $10: do i need this? do i need any material objects? will this matter when i face the great abyss?

i need an app like tinder just to find people to smoke wit

i’m patenting this shit and calling it “buds”

fellow weedheads, who will kickstart this

creampieguy99

so yall were gonna let me play myself like that

a zebra is just a horse that thinks it’s special

This is the easiest way to piss a conservative off though… Like ask for a specific source and they FLIP

That boy short-circuited

Honestly the best feeling in the world is when you pick up someone’s cat, and they’re like “I can’t believe she’s letting you hold her !!!” Like yes. I am the cats friend. The cat whisperer. The forest nymph. The cat charmer. Th e

me: [finds a scratch i don’t remember getting] me: [the x-files original 1993 opening theme.mp3]

whatever *drinks red wine* *lies in the middle of road*