Ezio's Booty

bioshock audio recording type of tweet

so i was checking out miles on the wiki and i noticed THIS GEM on the nicknames session

If you ever feel bad for being Lazy, just remember Ubisoft didn’t want to have to animate a new model for Origins and just stuck a Chocobo head on a Camel for their FFXV crossover.

what the hell is going on

Solas : HOLD. MY. BEER.

No this is not a Renaissance painting. Just Nicki Minaj slaying a white carpet

Cersei is a mother too. No matter who fathered those children, she felt them kick inside her, brought them forth with her pain and blood, nursed them at her breast.

I beseech Your Highness to take heed, not to pursue the path you seem to be taking, or you will surely follow Ahab, who married the whore Jezebel, and surely will incur his unhappy end, that dogs will lick your blood as they licked Ahab’s, which God avert and forbid!