Dear Beyoncé, It's me again, Bitchzekiel.

“we almost dated” is such a weird relationship to have with someone

i lov how this resurfaces whenever there’s a major upcoming election

all i ever think about is skincare and getting rawed

When has a child of the first family ever???????

Michelle was like “So you think you just gone lay around in my house all summer? Sasha: But we the first family… Michelle: No I’M THE FIRST FAMILY. You ain’t paying no bills. You got First family money?

seriously go sasha 

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google chrome incognito is like that really cool aunt who won’t tell your parents about your dirty secrets thanks aunt google

why get a job when you can get hit by cars and sue the drivers 

And then you get injured and possibility die? I don’t think so.

get rich or die tryin dont you know the fuckin motto

be careful who you call ugly in middle school because they’ll probably always be insecure about themselves because those are very formative years in child development