how am i supposed to make creative funny text posts when nothing happens in my life at all

you just use a story from sims and pretend it really happened to you

one time i was swimming but the pool ladders disappeared so i couldn’t get out of the pool and i swam for 10 hours then died

classic

yes thanks for colouring it I had a hard time reading that

Im not a writer but im sure i have some followers that are so here yall go!

taa daa share this with your friends, @charlesoberonn

I shall. It’s a great ref.

you would be shocked how far your body can go if your mind wasn’t there to stop it. you have it in you to keep on going. it’ll be okay.

physically im here but mentally im always in a cave home off the coast of greece eating pomegranates and drinking fresh juice but it’s whatever

Petition for Youtubers to start doing the “Sugarless Gummy Bear Challenge”

FINALLY I FIND THIS SO I CAN SHOW THE WORLD THIS HAS TO BE SEEN

I’ve read through this every time it’s crossed my dash and every single time I start crying from laughter

sometimes I forget this exists and then I’m reminded

there are ver very VERy few posts that actually make me sob and my ribs hurt from laughter. this has won an award for THE MOST AMAZING THING I WILL EVER NEED FOR CHEERING UP EVER.

There is literally nothing in nature that blooms all year long, so do not expect yourself to do so.

i may be a terrible person but at least i say please and thank you and use my fucking blinker

you can literally lay in bed and eat a block of cheese like an apple and it’s not illegal