so creased & soured

Yes I have a nightly routine it’s called being Insane in my room till I pass out

elizabeth warren announced a new law that if you ever smoke weed you go to jail forever but they give you a free xbox and viva pinata while youre in there

win win win

i think we should just be able to use counterfeit money. like who cares

Lake Resia in South Tyrol, Italy. The lake is famous for its steeple of a submerged 14th-century church, which can be reached on foot when the water freezes. A legend says that during winter one can still hear church bells ring.

… it’s 2020 and I’m still on tumblr

public places need to give me a heads up before they start playing fleetwood mac. i’m not ready to have a spiritual out of body experience in the cold & flu aisle of cvs

I be like “communication is key ” then ignore everyone