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          ❝ Come on. I bet you could shut me up pretty quick if you were               INVENTIVE enough. ❞

          ‘                mm. i do watch an ASS LOAD of cop shows. 

         ‘            NO, i just know that when you LOSE, you’re going to                       whine for so long that i’d have to show you anyway.                        it’s totes not worth it.

          ❝ Sounds like a plan to me. We’ll dry my hair with a towel and let it               air dry the rest of the way. Sound fair to you? And if I win, which               I will, I want to see you without the hair and makeup done. ❞

                                            ‘               absolutely not. 

          ❝ No– I just don’t care about commitment. There’s a distinct difference               there. But I’m NOT lying.    I’ll jump in the shower and wash my hair if               that will stop your insisting. And I have hair products.     I just don’t do               my hair often. It looks weird. ❞

          ‘             mmmhm. if you say so, mister denial. and fine! fine. it’s a deal. if                         you have to do anything but dry your hair with a towel, you owe me                        some fancy as F food. and if you win––i don’t know. what do you want?  

[ Text; Eliza. ] I do not owe you plastic surgery! [ Text; Eliza. ] That is such an exaggeration.  [ Text; Elza. ] Just put some ice on it. You’re face will be all pretty again tomorrow.

          ❝ Did I want to see them again? Doesn’t really matter to me either               way. If we had a good night, it’s all good.       What the HELL is               wrong with my hair, Eliza?   This is just how it is. Or are you still               insisting I’m lying? ❞

         ‘             right, right. forgot you were even WORSE with commitment than i was.                        my b. and hey! hey. do NOT start lying about lying!!! you were def lying.                       we’re styling your hair, i want to see what you do. i’ll find your hair products. 

incandescentghost (via wnq-writers)

          ❝ I’ll have you know I get PLENTY of girls like this. And you’re               just saying that because of my leather jacket. ❞

‘               right, but did you want to see them again, is the real question. and NO,                 i’m saying this because i care about your wellbeing. this is so not healthy.                 PS––––we’re restyling your hair, too.

    ❝ no. i just don’t want any kind of pr mishap.       that’s more of stark’s thing. ❞ 

          ‘                oh, totes. i mean–––i’ve got a lot of bad press anyway. so you                            probs don’t want to be seen by the, like, public eye in my presence. 

          ❝ –you’re not taking me shopping. I look fine. ❞

           ‘            you’d look fine, if we were in the 80s. we’re going shopping. 

Sylvia Plath  (via wearyvoices)

Henry, wait… I wanna give you your jacket back. You can just give it to me tomorrow No. I really wanna give it to you tonight.