The Forgotten Army

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Bounty hunting is a complicated profession. ↳ The Mandalorian (2019)

“Do animals talk in this dimension? Cause I don’t wanna freak him out.”

WASHINGTON—Affirming their unwavering support for the fast food mascot, Americans rallied around a Ronald McDonald statue Thursday that they said embodied the country’s true heritage. “We refuse to let what this clown represents to our people and our way of life just be snuffed out,” said Jackson, MS resident Martin Kerpatch, one of the many demonstrators at a McDonald’s PlayPlace who had locked arms in a circle around the fiberglass sculpture of the iconic character relaxing on a bench. “You may not support everything this statue represents—we acknowledge that menu items such as the Arch Deluxe and McDLT complicate Ronald McDonald’s legacy—but to erase it from history would mean erasing the Big Mac and Chicken McNuggets as well. And we will never allow that to happen.” At press time, the protestors had begun swaying and chanting, “Ba da ba ba bah! I’m lovin’ it! Ba da ba ba bah! I’m lovin’ it!”

Oh. I guess you’re only familiar with the new “Batman” movies. Michelle Pfeiffer… ha! The only true “Catwoman” is Julie Newmar, Lee Merriwether, or Eartha Kitt. And I didn’t need molded plastic to improve my physique. [tapping chest] Pure. West. And how come Batman doesn’t dance anymore? Remember the Batusi?

Our hearts were ringing In the key that our souls were singing. As we danced in the night, Remember how the stars stole the night away

Lady Stardust - David Bowie

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