This shouldn't be here.

Tala should know by now that I'm unabashedly flustered by any and all mention of these so-called "things I should like about myself." Honestly, can normal people just answer these sort of questions freely and easily? Is it a simple display of confidence and humility? How can they possibly manage to pull it off?

Okay, well. I like...things about myself. I like my...um. I like my sense of humor? Wait, are you allowed to say that? Are you allowed to say that you like your own sense of humor? That doesn't even make sense. Of course you're going to like your own sense of humor. That's like someone saying they have the best taste in music. Of course they think they do. That's because it's theirs.

Wow, all right, come on, Hadley. You can do this. I like my...okay, let's not go with personality traits. Let's just go with shallow things. I like my stomach. It's pretty cool. It likes a lot of food, and it's nice enough not to show that. Thanks, stomach. You're a cool cat. 

I also like my nose. It's a pretty nice nose. It's, like, round and whatnot. Good nose. Decent nose. It deserves a little pat of appreciation. A+. 10/10. Would bang.