Sink your teeth into my bones

FACT: the oceans tides are caused by the gravitational interaction between the earth and louis tomlinsons smile

at work today someone called me ‘intimidatingly attractive’ which is perfect because i strive for people to be both aroused and terrified in my presence

i’m pretty sure 98% of people with anchor tattoos have never been on a boat

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i speak spanish let me translate: ?

what if you went outside and saw slender man what would you do

tobey maguire or andrew garfield 

i thought this said spider man please ignore me

Hey remember when Patrick tried to be the drummer in fall out boy but they already had another drummer so he ended up having the greatest voice in punk rock instead

THIS STRANGER JUST OPENED MY FRONT DOOR PETTED MY DOG SAW ME AND LEFT

i just met my step-brother for the first time