who the hell is jay b

Chai lattes are underrated I said what I said

Unemployed but still shidding and farting just the same 💅

*tiny voice* FOOBAW!!!!!

Everyone telling me one of my cats is a little chungus but what am I supposed to do? Deprive the queen a sweet treat???? Damn

I just think like the latest jjk episode should be a litmus test on if you can trust someone because if anyone tells me they didn’t like that episode I’m not trusting them

Acnh can call itself a horror game the way these tourists are jumpscaring me

I know it’s time to fix my follows when I’m scared to interact

Feeling c***** by Nintendo because all I want is to plant guardians on my island but I don’t have any Zelda amiibos

I’m so sorry to everyone digging up photos of them in 2016 but you cannot pay me enough money to make me do that

I relate to choso because I too am rolling for no reason on all levels except physical

I hate to cause a scene but I was getting groceries and got crop dusted and then the offender turned around and looked at me as if to say he knew what he did and he knew he got me

Anyway if you live in my block and heard me cussing up a storm in the garage it was because my vape died the second I pulled up after a very long day and I realized I’d have to go back out again instead of simply having a shower and rotting on the couch

I still haven’t moved on from the fact that my woman made me in the sims and didn’t need any mods or dlc to get sim me some accurate outfits

Happy new year but most importantly happy one week until the new jjk season to us all

Ah yes my favorite time of year when people post videos of their hot chocolates farting when the chocolate melts