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listen .., i'm not saying ur a hoe but ur minecraft spawn point isn't set to ur own bed very often ...

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idk if it’s the asexual in me

but when i’m watching couples on tv, the best part is like the cute, cheesy little bits. like the holding hands, and touching each other’s arm as a form of endearment, and the hugs, and the realizing they both like each other and looking into each other’s eyes until one of them finally gets the nerve up to kiss the other quickly and then looks away all embarrassed. like THATS the stuff i’m into.

just me?

#asexual #asexual memes #lgbtq #lgbtq+#lgbtq memes #romance

“This can’t be that bad!”

you exclaim while clicking on a abo fic. it was the first thing to pop up that was over 90k after all.

one chapter in:

how could you have been so wrong?

#fanfic #fanfiction #alpha #alpha beta omega #beta #omega #abo fic #please help me this has happened all too many times #relatable

you’re limited to

six skips an hour

and you’re really gonna waste it on the Cotton Eyed Joe?

when ur listening to music and you have to go do something without your headphones, so you’re waiting for a non-bop to come on, but they’re all bops because the playlist is just Toxic by Britney Spears.

#toxic #music #britney spears #spotify #playlists #struggles #bops only #all bops #the struggle tho

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find yourself a man who you’ll have argument with about who is closer to being a pedophile despite the fact that your birthdays are months apart

I want someone to

Smile at me and the way

Ryan McCartan

Smiles while saying “see you’ve decided you must ride me til you break me”

#musicals #heathers #ryanmccartan #pronounshowdown #i just want someone to love me is that too much to ask?

(To the tune “Freeze your Brain”)

Freeze your sperm!

Suck on that d*ck

Get lost in the gay

#heathers #JD #funny #gay

He might have man-squealed about kissing you,

But he man-squealed about just holding my hand. We are not the same.

#please let me date him

tabigale

my new years resolution is to……*spins wheel*…uh…..*throws dart*

happy 2016! its practically still new years, so i made these handy GIFS to determine what you need to do more of this year. take a screenshot and to find out what ya get! (dont remove plz: (fast gifs multiple gifs seizure flashing) )

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wish i could pee on satan, but maybe next year

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PSA that Greek sounds like Russian but without the Cold War

i don’t want to be just rich. i want to be spotify premium rich.

Toothpaste is just shaving cream for your mouth

Relationship advice:

Find a man that looks at you the same way that Bow looks at Seahawk

#she ra #Bow is bi #Bow is in love and #it is with Seahawk

Ok so I just watched captain marvel (because there were no endgame tickets left) and when Stan Lee made his cameo, literally everyone in the theater went “AAAAWWWWWW!”

#stan lee #marvel #avengers #captain marvel

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Ok does anyone else just hate it when you’re having a conversation with someone and your brain. Just. Doesn’t. Freaking. Process. One of the sentences properly so then you say something that doesn’t make sense and then you both end up getting confuse AND THEN IT HITS YOU THAT THEY DIDNT ACTUALLY SAY THAT!

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