harry — has like a thousand followers on everything but would only follow six people — what does he post?? — #defeatedvoldemortagain — probably rants on twitter about the true story and why no one will believe him — hating on umbridge on ratemyteacher — really good at roasting people in the comments — mainly photos of quidditch

ron — lots of chess games documented — probably has a normal looking instagram with photos of friends etc — selfies with the elves from the kitchen — stories of ‘what’s going on at the burrow?’ on twitter and instagram — instagram feed is jumbled but somehow works — also has an orange theme without intending to — promotes weasley’s wizard wheezes all the time and hermione doesn’t notice because she never looks at her feed

hermione — probably the least likely to have social media but — 100% has a bookstagram — but her photos wouldn’t even be aesthetically pleasing — campaigning for elf rights over every social media app — only followed by close friends and even then only because she bribed them — then follows millions of public figures — has a study blog — everyone annoyed by her posts — schedules weekly posts so even when she’s petrified she can stay active — tweets about all the ways wizards can improve their approach to things — makes book recommendation videos on youtube — as well as the fake galleons, she manages to send private messages through people’s phones to tell everyone when the next DA meeting is

neville — mainly photos of plants — username for everything is mimbulusmimbletonia (stole this from someone’s artwork but it’s so perfect) — lots of photos from dumbledore’s army, documents their progress and how happy he is to be a part of it <33 — but somehow keeps these photos private to not expose them — sends positive messages on tumblr — also spreads awareness for #supportharrypotter during seventh year and probably part of the reason he got punished — figures out a way to let people know via social media that the room of requirement is a safe place without snape or the carrows hearing about these posts

ginny — bomb selfies — literally does not care — doesn’t have a good instagram theme and posts all the time — writes a hell of a lot, has all the writing apps and uses tumblr to write short stories that are literally so good — you can stalk all her old photos with boys since she never deletes anything — posts lots of family adventures once her and harry have children just like james and lily would have done — really good outfits?? — millions of followers like harry but unlike harry follows a lot of people

luna — two instagram accounts,, one for the perfect aesthetic photos that are beautifully edited for her theme, the other a complete mess of random facts and stuff like a spam account — doesn’t post photos of the thestrals or other magical creatures because she respects their privacy and believes them to be too magical to be exposed — the embodiment of quirky — has a youtube channel called nargles are behind it

draco — lowkey good photography — doesn’t post photos very often if at all — only really uses social media to complain about potter and brag about his new broomstick — #myfatherwillhearaboutthis — fashion model

dean — has an art instagram account which has like 50k followers — personal account dedicated to friends and football — support harry potter messages — also posts about gryffindor quidditch a lot

weasley twins — would run a weasley’s wizard wheezes business account on facebook or instagram — their separate accounts aren’t even that similar — fred posts all the time, updating hogwarts on their newest prank or product — george posts less often, but his posts usually always contain some clever joke

arthur weasley — muggle technology discoveries — posts photos of his plug and battery collections on instagram — CARS — snapchat overuse to the point where it is lovably annoying

“IT’S TOM RIDDLE,” Voldemort whined back, “ALSO, IT’S NOT TOM RIDDLE, IT’S VOLDEMORT.”

happy birthday remus lupin! (10th march 1960)

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