Expats in Crisis

Not a clue. I paid my friend Jose to do my taxes last year but ended up getting audited twice by the IRS and Colombian tax office. 

I've got a pool going on how long it takes for her to get kidnapped. 

Sarah found some at la vega. Going fast though, better hurry. 

Are you going to Dan's '90s party too?

“You’re an expatriate. You’ve lost touch with the soil.”

"They are safe unless you're allergic."

Masterfully done. Spectacular. 

My predictions for 2014: Dow 17,000, 600CLP/USD. Buy American.

I don't know why they don't just put these in English. When you open the fridge though what do you feel? Is it cold?

Letting a Chilean run an Irish pub is like letting a woman pick your fantasy football team.

Hey @burgerking, are you reading this?

Is the President Muslim?

None of the above. This was taken in New York, on the corner of Canal and Bowery. 

The last time I went to a hair salon in Korea, the woman wouldn't listen when I explained the "Jim Halpert" and just kept repeating "Kim Jong Un better."

I heard $10 in Bolivia is like $10,000 in America, if that helps. 

Who let this guy in here?

Great question. It's like every time I'm in China and can't seem to find a Panda Express.