Debts No Honest Man Can Pay

if you’d spend less time running around and more time working at your desk, you wouldn’t need that loan!

#8: Become a medieval sex worker?

Sorry, mate--there's not enough cocaine residue on those bills.

Looks like a fun time.

Mistake #4: when panhandling, don't use neat handwriting. Sloppy signs generate more sympathy.

Minimalist, but compelling.

I'm going to try this giant magnet trick at the farmers' market this weekend.

"Just sign the papers, Dad. It's for your own good."

Wait--What?!

"Darn! I've wait in line for hours and I only have $20K debt!"

On the front porch. People walking by will comment on your jar of currency.

Look who's back!

No they don't.

a glitch in the matrix

But once the interest thaws it will be a disaster.

Become a credit card ad designer?

Always beware of companies making money off your money. Just pay your rent or mortgage directly.