can they like release new vegetables 

plot twist: you are everyone's first choice.

All of those people around him are demons

That is unbelievable courage!

Holy shit they’re BEAUTIFUL

Holy shit, I thought I was about to reblog a photo of a frob hiding in a flower.  Then I read the flavor text and it’s so much better than that!

“coming of age” books and movies are so stupid like being a teenager isn’t about having sex and going to parties it’s about staring out your car window after hanging out with your old best friends who you haven’t seen in months and realizing that you aren’t actually friends anymore and that your childhood has been well and truly dead since you were thirteen

what if we... fell in love... and it worked out... wow

do good without expecting anything back

what is this

bald dog

this is the weirdest thing ive ever seen but with no negative or positive connotation just very neutrally weird

where did she get her choker 😍

If you didn’t grow up ugly, poor or emo I don’t trust you

I’ve decided every woman who spends most of her time alone is one of my soulmates