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Buck forces himself to slow down, take a second. Replay the last five minutes in his head. He can look at this logically, assess the facts: he and Eddie had gone out. He and Eddie had a few drinks. He and Eddie had been shooting the shit and now he’s rifling through his nightstand, grabbing for a device that keeps your dick from getting hard.
Because Buck said he’d show it. To Eddie.
or: fȯr-ˈber-ən(t)s [noun] - patient self-control; restraint and tolerance under provocation
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Buck has always known Eddie has a nice ass, and he is secure enough in his sexuality to let him know as such. It’s no big deal… Until it is.
The problem is, Buck broke the touch barrier. Before, Eddie’s ass existed in his reality as much as a mirage exists in the desert—something to observe at a distance with wonder. He could only dream about what it would be like to kneel at its shore and drink from its waters, but who wouldn’t? He’s thirsty as hell!
But then, Buck actually managed to reach it and discovered it isn’t a mirage, it’s an oasis, and now he’s just supposed to move on?
"Yours. Always yours," Eddie answers, sinking back against the headrest, face kissed gold by the morning light. He angles Buck a sidelong look, then adds a considerate, “unless you’d rather not. If you’re tired—”
“No, no,” Buck cuts in quickly, pinking at Eddie’s clear preference. “I’ll make us something. I like cooking for you.”
Eddie hums, pleased, and turns back to the sun. His lashes slide shut, languid as a cat stretched across sun-warmed concrete. “I like when you do, too.”
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Eddie smiles. “Hey, bud. How was your big date last night?”
This, he knows how to talk about. Buck likes knitting now. “Did you know knitting is older than recorded history?” he asks.
“Tell me about it.” Eddie steps aside so Buck can step in. Friendly of him. But then he tries to take Buck’s tote bag.
Buck yanks it away and presses it to his chest.
“Okay there, Fort Knox?” Eddie asks.
“I have cookies,” Buck says. Still clutching his tote bag tightly.
“Pretty sure you only have crumbs now.”
That… might be true. Buck peeks in the bag. He’s good. Mildly squished cookies atop three tank tops, none the worse for wear.
“Bathroom,” he tells Eddie. He doesn’t have the time to be polite. He needs to dispose of the shirts before Eddie looks in the bag. Buck let himself down here. He should’ve been prepared for the way Eddie always goes right for the food.
“You know where it is.” Eddie reaches for the bag again. “Let me put that in the kitchen for you.”
Buck dodges, spinning away so Eddie’s hand glances off his shoulder. “I’ll take it.”
“You’re taking cookies to the bathroom.”
“It’s none of your business where I take my cookies.”
“It is when it’s my bathroom.”
“I’ll keep them in the bag.”
Eddie doesn’t try to stop Buck again, so he scurries down the hallway. This is not going to plan. He should’ve put one of his own sweatshirts in the bag between the cookies and the tank tops, but he wasn’t thinking. None of this was planned. He saw the sale while he was out buying a new pair of shorts to jog in, since his last pair had an unfortunate run in with a fence that left him clutching them up to protect his modesty the whole two and a half miles home, and then he blacked out and owned three tank tops in his best friend’s size and zero new pairs of shorts. He’d already planned to bake the cookies, trying out a new recipe with even more protein, so he tossed them together while the shirts were in the wash. And now here he is, bypassing Eddie’s bathroom to stroll into his bedroom.
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Hello! I know it's been a while since I shared anything. I took a bit of a writing break and then started poking away at a longer post-S9 fic in May. Thanks to all those who've included me in their WIP posts/games/tags. <3 I'll get you back soon!
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“I get that it’s been—” Chimney checks his watch, “—a whole fourteen hours since we last saw each other, but I kinda thought when you moved to B-Shift, we’d all get to miss each other a little. You know… absence, hearts growing fonder, all that jazz.”
Buck sets the Pyrex dish on the counter and peels the foil back from one corner. “Har, har.”
“Not that I’m going to stop you from bringing dessert. Carlson’s baking leaves something to be desired.”
“Real nice, Cap,” Carlson calls from the couch.
“I’m just sayin’. Ooh, are those blondies?”
Shooing Chimney off with one hand, Buck pulls a knife from the block with the other and starts cutting the cake into neat squares. “Where’s Eddie?”
“Oh, I get it. You’re just here to see the hubs.”
“Please don’t call him that.”
“Diaz!” Chimney hollers. He’s wearing one of those shit-eating grins that means the teasing is only getting started. “Your man’s here for you and he brought baked goods.”
Buck pointedly refuses to look up as he finishes portioning out the blondies. He hears Eddie coming anyway—which, is it weird that he knows the sound of his walk? The specific rhythm of it, the way his left foot scuffs the ground just before he picks it up again? Buck knows a lot of things about Eddie—
“Oh shit, blondies.” Eddie appears at his side.
—like his favorite treats, for one.
“Ralphs had a sale on Ghirardelli chocolate this morning,” Buck says, a bit lamely.
“Aww, that’s sweet.” Hen weasels around Eddie to get a look at the tray. Buck’s glad—for real now that he’s gotten over his jealousy—that the two of them fit so well as partners. Even if part of him desperately misses A-Shift and envies how easy they have it, working together as a tight-knit unit. A family.
“How was daycare drop-off this morning?” Eddie asks through a mouthful of blondie. He tongues at a crumb on his upper lip—Eddie has eating habits that would be gross on literally anyone else, but somehow he makes them work.
Buck looks away. “Better than yesterday.”
This isn’t setting the bar very high, given that Theo had latched onto his leg like a koala the day before, and it had taken three daycare workers to pry him off. Buck had felt like an abhorrent monster crossing the parking lot back to his truck, the sound of Theo’s wailing haunting him right up until three o’clock, when he’d gone back for pickup and found the kid completely engrossed in burying his classmate’s feet under a mountain of sand in the sandbox.
“It’ll get easier.” Hen pats at his arm. “Transitions are always hard on them. Harder on the parents, usually.”
The word “parent” makes Buck squirm. “Yeah.”
He can feel Eddie’s gaze on him, but he chooses to ignore it, fiddling with the tinfoil instead and trying to bury the uneasy feeling in his chest. It’s not like he’s never come to the station during A-Shift while off the roster: the summer after the truck bombing, pins still fresh in his leg. Random Kelly days he should’ve spent at home but somehow always found a reason to end up here. The leave of absence he just took.
He’s not sure why, this time, he feels like an interloper.
Sometimes all it takes is one chapter to tell a story. This week's recs celebrate one shots that tell unforgettable stories in a single sitting.
37 fic recs under the cut:
1. tell me the truth will disappear if i'm holding your hands by ryliversbuddie (@ryliversbuddie) (11.4k, Teen)
Warnings: Graphic Depictions of Violence; blood and injury details, medical procedure
9x18 spec/fix it fic where buck is in the elevator with eddie and had to do a field transfusion
Reccer says: the tension of the situation in the hospital was so well conveyed. the buck/eddie dynamic was so well written. the blood transfusion is done in a poetic way and is a red string of fate metaphor. and a third party feelings confession!
2. Table For Two In Manhattan by buckmeetsboy (12.6k, General)
Warnings: grief/mourning
Three years after Bobby's funeral, Eddie and Buck finally talk.
Reccer says: it's an incredibly well-written, incredibly tender story about grief and love and the characterization of both Buck and Eddie is so on point. It made me cry and laugh and cry again.
3. authentication by v_greyson (greyson) (@vgreysoncellars) (18k, Explicit)
Warnings: none
Eddie judges Buck's taste in guys, which somehow leads to him picking guys out for Buck on night's out. In a chill and normal and platonic and straight way.
Reccer says: funny and hot and heartfelt by turns
4. glass on the pavement under my shoe by doitgently (@doitbuckley) (9.4k, Teen)
Warnings: Near Death Experiences, Major Character Injury
Buck takes a great big tumble. Like always, Eddie is right behind him.
Reccer says: incredible whump with a really really excellent dark dry sense of humor that fits the tone perfectly. the character voices here are incredible.
5. how do I say what you already know by martianbarnes (@diazboys) (5.1k, Teen)
Warnings: none
Buck asks Eddie to dinner. Eddie doesn't think much about it.
Reccer says: I liked it!
6. listen (do you want to know a secret) by Minalover (@Minalover) (3.6k, General)
Warnings: none
Buck throws a barbecue at Bobby's with some surprises
Reccer says: absolutely adorable, bright and bubbly and sweet!
7. ain't i fallen (in love) by headlightsoup (14.4k, Explicit)
Warnings: Implied/referenced homophobia
After the events of Mother's Boy, Buck and Eddie drive home together. Buck does his best to navigate his feelings.
Reccer says: This is a really lovely character exploration with a bonus of hot sex.
8. the tortured poets department by colonoscopys (19k, Explicit)
Warnings: None
The first time Buck touched him, Eddie blew an ambulance up. (Ft. Witch!Eddie)
Reccer says: I liked it!
9. I’m in a situation by rotisserie_marie_chicken (3.7k, General)
Warnings: none
Buck calls Eddie when he gets into a situation just before Eddie’s move to El Paso. They (kind of) talk about it.
Reccer says: There’s no rush to resolve the conflict. The fic is just okay with exploring their dynamic in a short slice of time and it’s a wonderful, angsty read.
10. Little by little (move a little closer to me) by tyremarbles (@brratbuck) (12.3k, Teen)
Warnings: none
5 times Eddie sneaks a taste of something Buck baked and 1 time Buck sneaks a taste of something instead
Reccer says: I liked it!
11. Surprise Me by DJW760 (15.7k, General)
Warnings: none
5 times Buck knows exactly what food to get Eddie, and the 1 time Eddie knows exactly what to get Buck
Reccer says: I liked it!
12. you are so gorgeous it makes me so mad by bellabrady (5k, General)
Warnings: none
Eddie is annoyed with Buck for being so very kissable but his drunk self isn't the best at phrasing things.
Reccer says: I liked it!
13. The Wedding Planner by xylodemon (@xylodemon) (15.3k, Explicit)
Warnings: none
Buck starts accidentally planning his wedding with Eddie before they're dating.
Reccer says: I liked it!
14. eau de vie by veil_nebula (@eddiesgayladder ) (4.6k, Explicit)
Warnings: Undernegotiated Kink
Eddie has an oral fixation, and Buck has an idea.
Reccer says: excellent porn, and genuinely lovely prose while the boys fuck nasty
15. forbearance by waterlanding (@exhausteddiaz) (5.7k, Explicit)
Warnings: none
Buck forces himself to slow down, take a second. Replay the last five minutes in his head. He can look at this logically, assess the facts: he and Eddie had gone out. He and Eddie had a few drinks. He and Eddie had been shooting the shit and now he’s rifling through his nightstand, grabbing for a device that keeps your dick from getting hard.
Because Buck said he’d show it. To Eddie.
Reccer says: incredibly in-character sexual dynamics, and very very good and hot porn
16. Elevator Pitch by floatyourboat1997 (@floatboats) (11.7k, Teen)
Warnings: none
The fic where the 118 gets trapped in an elevator, and with too much free time on their hands, they treat it as an impromptu therapy sesh.
Reccer says: I liked it!
17. light, dark, light again by fruitsdoesnotknow (@fruitsdontknow) (5.6k, Teen)
Warnings: Author Chose Not to Use Archive Warnings
Eddie finds out that Buck used to have a crush on him. Past tense. He spirals about it.
Reccer says: Deeply sweet, full of the fear of missed chances
18. Hit and Run by Talls (@tallsinspace) (7.7k, Mature)
Warnings: none
"You’re acting like you’re not going to have to miss me,” Buck says, pressing the bruise. “Like I’ll be able to come over whenever I want, crash at your place when I get too tired, like you’re not leaving the timezone.”
“Yeah, well I’m trying to keep you in my life,” Eddie bites out, “and you’re acting like this is some kind of permanent goodbye.”
“This is goodbye, Eddie,” Buck retorts, his jaw tense. “You’re leaving.”
Reccer says: it's beautiful and aching and cathartic
19. 800 Miles by facewithoutheart (@facewithoutheart) (1.9k, Teen)
Warnings: brief and vague references to canonical suicide attempt
Buck tells Maddie that he plans to move to Texas with Eddie. Maddie goes straight to Eddie about it.
Reccer says: Maddie and Eddie is such an underrated and underrepresented dynamic, and this is a really perfect look at the two of them in a very difficult moment.
20. the ghost you're dressed up as by MegsWrites (@megsvstheworld) (5.2k, Teen)
Warnings: Author Chose Not to Use Archive Warnings; car accidents, some depiction of blood and injury, minor character death, minor haunting, supernatural elements
Eddie falls off a cliff and climbs a mountain. And finds a little help along the way.
Reccer says: It's tender! I teared up reading this, I felt each of those 5k words, and it felt like a 9-1-1 episode!
When Buck starts a fight in a bar, a stranger comes to his rescue. Buck brings him back to his hotel to patch him up.
Reccer says: Amazing fic and so so so hot, with a nice twist at the end ;)
22. vile prophecy (scrape it out of me) by literalmetaphor (@absolutelybifurious) (17.6k, Explicit)
Warnings: Author Chose Not to Use Archive Warnings; Mildly Dubious Consent, Passive Suicidality
Eddie gets a pair of wings that may or may not be terminal.
Reccer says: This is a really gorgeous exploration of Eddie's tendency towards self-sacrifice. The way Buck loves him is also so tender.
23. Eddie Diaz Picks a Book by CourtepointeClementine, sunlight (@courtepointeclementine, @justonebigbee) (21.8k, Mature)
Warnings: none
Eddie joins Maddie's bookclub and learns things about himself through reading.
Reccer says: i loved the maddieddie friendship and watching eddie get excited about books. a fic for booklovers (and everyone else)!
24. transference by waterlanding (@exhausteddiaz) (3k, Explicit)
Warnings: none
Buck sleeps with Tommy to make Eddie jealous instead of adopting Blaze. Things go differently when Buck shows up as Freddie Fakeman to apologize.
Reccer says: Small canon divergences in fics, especially ones hinged on sex, can be so tricky to navigate well, but this story nails it. It's hot, funny, believable, and close to canon but just different enough to keep the reader guessing.
25. Answer me this by Graceful_Ashes (@graceful-ashes) (2.4k, Mature)
Warnings: None
Buck likes to watch Jeopardy! And answer the clues. Eddie decides to test just how good he is at this...when he's a little preoccupied.
Reccer says: I liked it!
26. they say history repeats itself (but this time it’s you) by kabnd (7.1k, Teen)
Warnings: Panic Attacks, Car Accident
Buck gets hit by a car, and he knows he’s going to be fine…but he knows Eddie won’t be, not when Buck is lying on the ground in a puddle of his blood like a bad recreation of the day that Shannon died
Reccer says: for all the buckshannon parallel lovers out there
27. Live or Die - Make Your Choice by Sassay (@Sassay) (4.1k, Explicit)
Warnings: Graphic Depictions of Violence
Wrong place, wrong time - Buck and Eddie unintentionally fall into a saw trap of life and death. A choice needs to be made and sacrifice is the aim of the game.
Reccer says: I liked it!
28. Trapped With This Love by Graceful_Ashes (@graceful-ashes) (2.5k, General)
Warnings: none
Buck realises he has feelings for Eddie and begins avoiding him.
Then they get trapped in a cave together and avoiding Eddie is no longer an option.
Reccer says: I liked it!
29. Your Kiss Might Kill Me (So Won't You Kill Me) by morganofthefairies (9k, Explicit)
Warnings: orgasm delay, D/s
Buck had lightly explored submission with a previous partner, and he has a totally chill and normal reaction when Eddie offhandedly calls him a good boy on a call.
Reccer says: sweet and hot and has a classic lil bi panic spiral
30. christopher diaz and the plights of stan twitter by thesquinky (8.2k, Teen)
Warnings: crack fic
Chris is the youngest member of Hotshots stan twt, and famous Sanchez hater
Reccer says: Hilarious, silly, deeply fun
31. awakening at your hand by wontrewpeering (Trudemaethien) (4.6k, Explicit)
Warnings: Mutual dubcon
Eddie, home alone, jacks off in bed and goes to sleep without getting dressed. Buck gets off an exhausting shift and comes home to drop into bed.
Two perfectly logical and innocent choices collide and change everything.
Reccer says: I liked it!
32. Aftershocks by pansiesandposies (5.9k, Explicit)
Warnings: none
Eddie finds out that Buck and Tommy slept together. He proceeds to be very normal and straight about the whole thing.
Reccer says: It's fun and hot, but also full of aching feelings and their innate obsession with each other.
33. the guy next door by madforyou (8.1k, Teen)
Warnings: none
The odds of the universe dropping a naked man on your doorstep are low, but never zero.
Reccer says: This fic is SO funny and SO well written! You're gonna love Eddie "disaster gay" Diaz internal monologue!
34. I'm addicted to your [hugs] by passionfruitwriter (3.5k, General)
Warnings: Mention of addiction [to hugs]
"And now here Eddie is, hyping himself up to choose joy.
The thing is that hugging isn’t something Buck and Eddie usually do. He can count on one, maybe two hands, how many times they’ve hugged in seven years. So he can’t just open his arms and have Buck come crawling into him. He must take different, more calculated measures. "
Reccer says: It's fluffy, sweet, and feels like a hug!
35. All About Eddie by Sintari (OriginalSintari) (@sintari) (1.1k, Teen)
Warnings: none
Eddie keeps mentioning things he finds attractive in men. Buck hears this and spirals.
Reccer says: I liked it!
36. (low) by rogerzsteven (@rogerzsteven) (3.6k, General)
Warnings: none
Some days, after the lighting strike, Buck can’t get out of bed. Eddie helps take care of him when this happens.
Reccer says: I liked it!
37. imagine being loved by me by montygreenn (20.5k, Teen)
Warnings: none
Buck copes with unrequited love by maladaptive daydreaming, buying Eddie flowers, and lying to the farmers market vendor about his imaginary husband.
Reccer says: This is sweet, sad, and hilarious. It has a little bit of everything.
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Buck sits alone at a bar in Austin, halfway to miserable. | beautiful stranger — different first meeting, rated E, 5k
Eddie smiles at the concierge as he walks through the lobby, trying to keep a normal pace on his way to the elevators. | when in nashville — coda, rated E, 3k
It’s early. Buck has two coffees from that diner Eddie really likes in his hand. He grips them, trying to find comfort from the radiating heat as he waits for A-shift to start filtering out of the firehouse. | tooth and nail — fight club era, rated E, 5k
The crowd is denser than when they first got here, the music is loud, and Eddie feels old. | open secret — coda, rated E, 5k
There is a reason Eddie should fight it when the void starts reeling him in again, even if he can't pinpoint exactly what it is. | retrograde — amnesia, rated E, 21k
“Okay, seriously. Are you okay?” Eddie asks when Buck returns from his kitchen with their next round, still favoring his bad leg. | hot stuff — hot tub sex, rated E, 4k
Buck comes upon it first. | glow — sex pollen from space, rated E, 3k
Buck is looming over his kitchen island like a dark cloud, staring down a box with a beer in his hand, when Eddie lets himself into the loft after his knock goes unanswered. | pandora’s box — rated E, 20k
‘All right, cowboy. Go get ‘em.’ His last words to Buck ring in his ears as he floats in a daze. | sweet heat lightning — coma ghost sex, rated E, 3k
Eddie drifts back into consciousness, syrupy and warm, smacking his lips together. | somewhere on the thoroughfare — exhibitionism, rated E, 4K
laughing at myself for even bothering to label the rating BECAUSE ALL I WRITE IS SMUT SORRY JESUS
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writing has been going so fucking slowwww so slow. but i'm trying you guys 😭 some more from my one and only wip
Buck’s voice rings out from the couch. “I don’t – listen, like I told you and Ravi, the – wait, is Chris here?”
“No, he’s at a sleepover,” Eddie calls over his shoulder, uncapping their drinks.
“Okay, alright, so, like I told you guys, they were fun and the...the sex was really...ugh, god.” Buck is practically whining, and Eddie has to take a beat in front of the sink to close his eyes and breathe.
His wires are getting crossed; he’s worked up, he was edged against his will and they’re talking about getting laid, so it’s natural that Buck’s tone would stir something in him. He rolls his shoulders, fruitlessly tries to will his blood to go anywhere but south, and joins Buck back in the living room.
Buck takes the beer from Eddie’s extended hand. “It’s very tempting. But I can’t, I shouldn’t.”
Eddie sits down with more momentum than intended and the toy drags against his prostate. He digs his nails into his palm to rein in the sound threatening to escape him as he shifts in his seat, readjusting his hips until the pressure relents enough to restore some of his brain function.
He chances an anxious glance to his side, but Buck is focused on frowning at the bottle in his hand.
The cool glass wets the line of Eddie's bottom lip as he takes a slow sip of his beer, eyeing Buck carefully.
“So, you’re using me as your cooler.”
i feel like i have tagged a LOT lately lmao so whoever wants to share, please do, but otherwise ur good lmao <3
this wip now has a taglist though so here ya go @tweetsongs and @eddieeddieeddieee 🥰
rated e | 9k | buddie | tipsy bar blowjobs, crop top eddie
For what it's worth, Buck's blaming May for this. Completely and whole-heartedly.
It's her fault for throwing her end-of-the-semester party at the country western bar that opened a few months ago that she's been dying to go to, and it's her fault that she practically begged everyone to dress in theme. It's her fault that Buck outed himself (again) and his fruitless, long-term, definitely unrequited crush on Eddie at Bachelor-turned-Love Island night last week, and it's especially her fault that Buck's learning—for the first time—what his best friend looks like in...
Whatever.
…
Okay, so maybe none of that is actually her fault. Maybe it's mostly Buck's fault. Maybe he felt safe with May, talking about this bottle of feelings that's been shaken so many times he's surprised it hasn't exploded already. Maybe she loves him in spite of it. Maybe because of it.
And hey, maybe Eddie's just being a good friend, showing up to support May.
In his boots and—
Buck sighs, long and deep, determinedly looking back at the bar and the beers on tap. The round, oblong, and frankly far-too-phallic-for-Buck's-fragile-mental-state beer pulls stare back at him. He can feel Eddie approach from behind him, like he's got on a pair of jangly spurs that only Buck can hear, but it's more likely to be because Eddie'd have to pass the bar to get to the table where May is cheering Eddie! Eddieeeeeeeeeeeee! really, really loudly.
He's pretty sure the spurs aren't real, but the distinct clack of cowboy boots are, getting louder as Eddie gets closer, and Buck, for reasons he will not be disclosing, is pressing his fingertips into the bar top with hydrolic intensity. In fact, as Eddie slides up next to him, Buck's pretty sure he can hear the wood of the bar crack beneath his hands.
"Hey," Eddie says, knocking his hip into Buck's, setting off little rockets in his blood, "grab me something?"
Buck mumbles, "Sure thing," before Eddie knocks his hip again and moves away. By the time the spurs stop jingling, Buck takes a glance down at the bar top.
No holes or cracks in sight. How about that?
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“Okay, a minute rest, then one more set,” Buck pants as Eddie helps him rack the bar. He stays lying supine, arms up above his head, chest still heaving as he catches his breath.
And Eddie completely loses it. Or becomes possessed. Or any number of other impossible things that would lead to him suddenly straddling the bench, and, more importantly, Buck.
“Uh.” Buck looks up at him, brow crinkled in confusion. “What’s up?”
AO3 tags: tit fucking, wet and messy, working out as described by someone who does not work out
Tags too hot for AO3: 🍈🍈, 🍈🍆🍈, honestly there's not much more to say