The Water Turned Me Gay

I could be the person writing one time verification codes. 873726. 290971. 041452. 667656. It comes naturally to me.

literally feeling like anne hathaway with that ice cream cone

i'm here to let you know your sentence long post did not account for every single human experience. please delete it immediately and apologize with tears

it's very important I think to both have in your life a) people who will listen to your insecurities and gently reassure you that they don't necessarily reflect reality b) people who will listen to your insecurities and say "that's the stupidest shit I've ever heard. you think WHAT about yourself??? I'm gonna kill you"

contracted cum lung working 15 hour shifts in the cock mines

My favorite conspiracy theory is that everything is going to be ok 

They don’t put medicine in a cabinet behind your mirror like they used to

I miss the days where i would close the cabinet and see the killer in the mirror behind me 😕