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General:

This man is a piece of WORK good luck with that. It’ll take a while to undo all the Viltrumite indoctrination (and this guy also canonically lived like an animal). Hope the GDA’s top tier therapists are worth their money.

Like he’d sleep on the floor because the bed is “too soft” and that somehow feels wrong, or when you leave him alone for a while you’d come back to him being at the exact same spot just waiting for you.

Especially in the beginning he’d follow you around like a lost puppy, absolutely not knowing what to do with himself. And that might be for the best, because without you around, he’s more likely to relapse.

Even later on in the relationship he remains a bit clingy. Understandable though, your lifetime is significantly shorter than his so he tries to enjoy as much time together as possible.

Once he first started crying there’s no going back. I think he’d just randomly start getting teary-eyed over the most trivial things. Going from crazed nihilism to getting hit by so many suppressed emotions at once can be a bit overwhelming after all.

Is very helpful in general, but acts of service are also his love language. Being useful is still important to him especially since his effort finally gets acknowledgement – and he also has a hard time doing nothing because it makes him spiral.

His head continues to mess with him sometimes and he’s still not 100% sure the life you two built is real and not just him imagining things to cope with his loneliness.

Reverts back to his malicious old self occasionally, mostly when he’s out saving the world. Honestly doesn’t care about collateral damage as he relives his old days absolutely demolishing an enemy, but he hates you seeing him like this. Please don’t be mad, don’t be scared, he’s gonna be good next time…

With much love and patience he’ll eventually turn into one of those super enthusiastic grandpas, the kind that always smiles and cracks jokes and speaks way too loud. Makes everyone that knew his former self super uncomfortable lmao

Literally never shuts up, like he verbalizes every thought but it’s usually just him very cheerfully monologuing. His favorite topic is gushing about you to anyone willing to listen (or not). Surprisingly secretive about his past - probably because he doesn’t want your perception of him to shift negatively.

Totally baffled at the concept of a hobby, like simply doing stuff without necessity? Sign him up. Plan a pottery class or take dance lessons or whatever, he sucks ass at most things but he’ll gladly try it all out.

Surprisingly a great cook! And for that very same reason he gains a bit of weight, especially around the belly. Food on Viltrum tastes like nothing since it’s simply for nourishment, so imagine the hype when he discovers chocolate.

Has the worst fashion sense, for example those colorful Hawaiian shirts and socks in sandals kinda stuff. Sorry.

Sucks at kissing, with teeth colliding and uncoordinated tongue movement, but it’s endearing in a way. In the beginning it really felt like he was about to bite off your jaw. He'll get the hang of more chaste kisses, however he likes the first option more.

Animals adore him for some reason and he’s way better around them than other people. Please give this man a pet immediately.

Gets embarrassed easily, call him by a sweet nickname or compliment him on anything really and he forgets how to form sentences. Blushes a lot. Praise him a little would you.

Very touchy no matter if in public or at home. He always at least has his hand on you somehow since your touch grounds him. Offers bear hugs to everyone else too!

Definetly prefers to be the little spoon.

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Oh, it’ll also take a while to get accustomed to each other in that particular way. Just too many variables that make it downright dangerous lmao

Obviously waits until you’re ready, he’s literally got all the time in the world. He’s content with you either way.

First of all, he needs to learn the limits of your human body. He is so terrified of hurting you by accident that even with cuddling you had proceeded slowly.

Also a bit nervous due to his advanced age, not that it means anything by human standards but it’s still on the back of his mind.

Truth be told this man is so touch-starved he’d probably cum from you barely even touching him. But no worries, he has stamina for days and loves to indulge you until you decide it’s enough.

Hairy. Everywhere. No elaboration.

Size and girth is proportionate to the rest of his body so R.I.P. to you, without prep this is barely possible.

I think his oral game is very clumsy due to lack of experience and not really understanding it, since on Viltrum it’s always straight to business. Gets the necessity of foreplay though.

Your taste though, that’s a whole other story. Might be a bit ashamed to admit but eating you out on your period draws him crazy.

And when he realizes just how good he can make you feel with so little, he quickly grows addicted. Still pretty sloppy but more because he’s over-eager than anything. Hope you like to be overstimulated because he’ll fill you up just to bury his face between your legs and clean the mess himself.

Doesn’t like you going down on him, though. Simply not close enough.

An absolute biter but never leaving permanent bruises. A miracle how he can hold back no to draw blood, because he sure is tempted.

Besides that, he enjoys being gentle with you incredibly much! It’s such a huge contrast to what he had to act like all those years that it’s just freeing in a way.

Would prefer you being on top actually. Can control his strenght better when you're the one in charge, and also adores just watching you.

No need to be ashamed of anything, this man is a FREAK. Nothing is off limits as long as he gets to make you happy, man’s open to suggestions!

Obsessed with you. Literally. I’m sure he’s into body worshipping, especially on parts you deem as “flawed”.

You’ll be greeted with warm coffee, or tea, on your nightstand just the way you like it. He’s still in bed beside you, his arm loosely thrown over your body. How did he even sneak out of the sheets, brew coffee and return without you noticing?

Hold on, how did Thragg know exactly what kind of foods and snacks you like and managed to go grocery shopping without resulting in casualties or injured? Did he managed to muster enough patience and bravery to ask a worker where the cereal is. And he paid with his own money! You have no idea where that money came from, though.

He is willing to do any chore you’re not enthusiastic to do it yourself. Thragg might lightly scold or quietly side-eye you for not doing the laundry for a while, yet he willingly does it for you.

Thragg is there to help you whenever you ask for it. He doesn’t really complain as he understands that it makes you happy to see him do mediocre things that usually would be way below his status. He’s somehow happily willing to take over chores and other mundane things in order to make you just a little happier.

Also, these acts of service also include giving you massages, washing your hair or anything else you ask him for help for. He never voiced it, but he likes feeling useful to you.

“I’ve already finished that for you. You can concentrate on resting.”

Gift giving — Intensity: 5/5

It’s probably a Viltrumite thing. On Viltrum, affection was not a thing showed openly or privately. A relationship between a male and female was purely for breeding purposes and teaming once your child turns 18 years old. The only thing that was deemed somewhat normal/acceptable, is giving gifts.

Some trinket that one found on another planet while out on a mission, or a packing fresh bandage for their partner just in case. Thragg learned from these traditions.

Whenever he finds an interesting trinket and thinks of you, he takes it with him to hand it over to you when he gets the chance. Those trinkets vary from a piece of jewerly, a hairpin, a shiny shell to a charm for your bag from that one TV show you mentioned liking once.

He also actively goes out of his way to get you gifts. He researches the media you mentioned liking or traces back what fandom the figurines are from you like collecting so much. Then, he’ll locate where to get more: books, figurines, merch, tickets to a convention — whatever it is, Thragg will get his hands on it. Once he’s handing it over to you, he’ll brush it off as nothing major, it’s just something he accidentally stumbled upon. Nothing major.

Thragg also likes to shower you in his things. You can see his lips twitch into a small smile when you walk around wearing one of his shirts. On him, they appear skintight most of the time, but on you, they’re comfortably oversized, reaching down to your thighs. It’s an intoxicating sight and it’s even better when you seat yourself comfortably on his lap. That way, he can snake his hands beneath the fabric to make you squirm a little and jump away.

“You look precious. How about we get you your own clothes? You’re wearing only mine lately.”

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Kregg // Second in Command // General

Words of affirmation — Intensity: 5/5

He adores watching your face heat up after buttering you up with smooth lines and sneaky compliments. Kregg doesn’t shy away from showering you with sweet words, but not to the point where it feels insincere. He’s your hype man!

Kregg doesn’t only stick to sweet words that complement your appearance, he also tends to lean over you whenever you’re bush doing something, murmuring things like: “You’re doing really good, darling.” or “Hm, you’re brilliant.”

Also, he really loves using all kinds of petnames for you and helplessly grins whenever you say them back to him. You’re that couple that call each other everything from “sugar pie”, “darling” and “honey” to more unconventional names like “Snuggle Bug”, “Sugar Lips” and “Smooches”. All of them are cringe, all of them make you blush and sigh internally, yet again and again he manages to crack you up with them every time. It’s terrible how he manages to get your attention by calling the aforementioned nicknames half of the time.

At night, when you two talk about your days while lying in each other’s arms, Kregg listens and comforts you whenever you vent about something that had happened. No matter what, he’s on your side, his fingers brushing through your hair as he offers some advice or simply shit talks whoever you happen to dislike. His voice is so gravely and raspy during those moments, making you melt into a puddle against his chest, every single time.

“Fascinating. What exactly are you doing, hun? It seems complicated, though I’m sure your brilliant mind will have no trouble with this.”

Physical touch — Intensity: 4/5

He is incredibly touchy, both in public and private. His hand is always somewhere on your body— his hand resting casually on your waist as you order something by the counter, his arm slung casually over your shoulder as you cuddle up on the couch, or nudging you to come closer as you take a seat ok the back of his bike. Don’t be shy, come a little closer and hug hist waist a littler tighter.

Kregg is a bit of a cuddle bug. In bed, half of his body is slung over yours, his face buried in your shoulder as he snores quietly. He holds your hand and drags you along with him as he wanders to the clothing section of the supermarket to pick out a new rugged outfit for him. He adores having you sit on his lap and cuddle up against him while half-heartedly watching some show on the TV. His hands wander from your thighs, to your waist, to brushing his fingers over your jaw to tilt you towards him for a quick kiss.

You sometimes have the feeling that he was terribly touch-starved before he met you, the way he pulls you just a fraction closer without you even noticing. You don’t mind it— in fact, you started dragging him towards your favourite aisle for change. Kregg willingly let you, trying not to make it too obvious how much he’s enjoying himself.

“C’mere. I haven’t had enough of you yet.”

Quality Time — Intensity: 3/5

With how touchy he is, it’s unsurprising that Kregg is mostly stuck to your side. He adores everything around you, so logically, he loves spending time with you.

It’s not necessary for you two to even do anything; sure, it’s nice to have a date night or a bike trip here and there, but most of the time, he’s content simply being within your presence. You could be working in something, and Kregg would be sitting nearby, busy rolling his cigars or doing whatever. You could be showering in the bathroom with him neatly trimming and maintaining his moustache. It’s not forced proximity, it’s comfortably living together.

To you, it might not feel like much. He’s just hovering nearby wherever you are, maybe even learning a new skill by observing you stitch a hole on your shirt or whatever, but he just loves being near you and feel like he’s a part of what you are doing. Again, he’s your hype man and ready to praise or kiss your frowns of doubt away.

“Oh, are you heading out? Just a moment, I’ll come with. We can use my motorcycle.”

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Conquest // Second Strongest Viltrumite

Quality Time — Intensity: 5/5

Conquest is incredibly attached to you. You probably cannot go anywhere without him following either close behind, or moving to the same room after a couple of minutes.

You let him sleep longer in the morning, slipping out of the warm bed to get ready in the bathroom and make some breakfast in the kitchen. It’ll take only a couple of minutes for the sleeping bear to stir, notice that the bedsheets beside him are getting cooler and decide that you’re already awake. He’ll climb out of bed to find you in the kitchen, mumbling a raspy “Good morning”.

Conquest loves to go on dates with you, whether it be to go on a walk through the local park, throwing some breadcrumbs to the ducks swimming nearby. Maybe you’re in the mood to get food and snacks, so he’ll happily divert to some nearby shops and cafés to get a slice or cake or some coffee. Or maybe you want to cuddle up on the couch with some popcorn, blankets and drinks to spend the night watching a movie or series. Whatever you want to do, Conquest is down for it and he happily accompanies you everywhere.

Another form of quality time he adores is you taking time to teach him something new. His fingers are thick and calloused, but he’ll try his best to crochet something, if you enjoy the craft. He’s not good with colours or proportions, but if he catches you sketching and drawing a lot, he’ll have a go at it himself. So, you can actually teach an animal tricks? How fascinating. Thank you for showing him kitten and puppy videos on Youtube.

“We can watch these… compilations, as you say, together if you’d like.”

Physical touch — Intensity: 4/5

Sometimes, he is a little shy and hesitant about it, but he adores your touch. Your hand finding his instinctively while walking through crowds, your body perfectly fitting against his as you lie together at night, or you snuggling up on his sturdy lap while scrolling through your phone. In return, Conquest learns that you like how his warm hand gently scoots you closer against him, or his knee brushing against your when sitting side by side, or his hand slowly and carefully reaching out to hold yours when you don’t initiate handholding once.

He’s nervous about if he is allowed to touch you. You’re a fragile human being, and thanks to his sheer strength and power he could easily crush you or rip you to pieces, yet Conquest’s fingers gently trace shapes over your back as you drool onto his chest, deep in sleep. You trusting him so blindly stirs a protective instinct in him.

Conquest likes being affectionate in public as much as he is in private; hand-holding, a kiss here and there or his arm carefully slung over your waist. He likes showing you off and telling the world around you that yes, you’re his and he’s yours. He’s very proud to call himself your partner.

“Can I hold your hand? It’s crowded here. I want you close.”

Words of Affirmation — Intensity: 4/5

He’s a talkative man and enjoys listening to you ramble as well, probably more than talking to you himself.

Your voice soothes him and listening to you ramble off about one of your interests or about some gossip going on in your circle of friends or workplace. Conquest is seriously invested, asking follow-up questions or offering some comments here and there. In return, he talks about the stray cat he managed to approach and pet, the new selection of bread in the supermarket and what he’s planning on do with you on the weekends.

Adding to that, Conquest loves the reaction you give him whenever he gives you a sincere compliment. At first, he felt stiff telling you how good you look today or that being around you is probably a grave weakness if his given how pleasantly fuzzy his brain and chest feel. At some point though, it felt easier and easier to admit how your touch soothes him, or how your eyes sparkle when the sun shines.

He’s incredibly observant about everything, so Conquest compliments the little things you don’t even notice about yourself until he points them out. He appreciates and adores everything about you, so he always gives you praise or a compliment.

“The cat followed me home again. It acts like you, in a way. It’s gluttonous for pets and refused to let me go, so… it’s waiting outside. Can I bring it inside?”

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(Pre-season 1)

Nolan Grayson // Omni-Man

Acts of Service — Intensity: 4/5

To show his affection for you, Nolan will do anything. Thankfully, he’s also good at the things you’d like to see; yes he does the cooking, yes he does the cleaning, and the groceries and the laundry and dusting and—

Well, Nolan sometimes likes being a house-husband and pamper you every now and then whenever he has free time to do so. Though, he appreciates it when you do the same for him. Whenever Art is too busy to stitch up the holes in his suit, he’ll cover you in kisses when seeing you begrudgingly fix his suit back up.

Sometimes, you’ll come home to Nolan standing in the kitchen. After tearing your eyes away from how good his butt looks in those pants you got them a while ago, you finally notice that he’s cooking dinner for you two. Now, he won’t ask for it, but if you decide to snuggle up against him from behind or be a willing taste-tester while he’s cooking up a meal, he won’t send you away.

But the acts of service don’t only include household things, but also to have you hunched over a work thing or whatever and for his hands to gently massage through the knots in your back. When the time is right, he’ll let in a hot bath and pour some wine for you to enjoy. Nolan wants to take of you and your worries whenever.

“C’mon, you deserve some time off. I insist.”

Gift giving — Intensity: 4/5

The perk of being able to fly to places all over the world gives Nolan the chance to get you gifts from so many different cultures and of all sizes. You had to get a little shelf to have a place to store them all.

His gifts are not just little figurines, bells or shiny shells, but also all kinds of foods from all corners of the world. Sometimes, Nolan brings you a slice of meat you’re not 100% sure where he got it from. When asking him if it’s from a monster he helped contain during a mission, he’ll just grin and shrug.

More often than not, he brings you takeout native to the country he just visited; Pizza from Italy, a fresh loaf of bread from Germany (that is somehow still warm), Wine from Spain or a good cut of meat from Argentina.

Nolan loves seeing you wear his gifts as well. Whenever he gets you something nice to wear or accessorise yourself with, his chest blooms with warmth seeing you actually like and wear it openly. It feeds something primal within him. His fingers brush over your cheek, but his eyes keep glancing down to your necklace. He bought you that particular piece in Tokyo. He can feel the heat rise from his neck and to his cheeks.

“It… It looks very good on you. How about I take you there personally next time? We can make it a date.”

Words of Affirmation — Intensity: 3/5

He’s very vocal about his love for you! Every day before heading out, he leans over to give you a quick peck on the cheek and to tell you “I love you, see you later hun” or how he keeps complimenting you casually over the course of the day with a “You look very beautiful/handsome, as always” or a “You did good work today”.

Also, whenever you’re out somewhere or talking with friends, Nolan keeps introducing you as his partner, his darling, his love. He will beam at you with a borderline child-like smile when you do the same. It makes him feel very assured!

“You make me feel lighter, in a good way” are one of the things he says to you when unwinding about your day. It’s important to him to remind you how precious you are to him; you are his heart, his life. You make him feel lighter, warmer, more human.

Whenever you start returning his words and tell him how much you love him, or how much you value him, he would vaporise on the spot. You’re too nice to him and you’re not allowed to be. Only he is!

“Oh, now you’re just buttering me up for something, I can tell. You’re never that nice to me for no reason.”

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Author’s note. Thank you for reading!

These are not canon compliant AT ALL!! Let me be a bit delusional <//3

AGSHSHDJDH OKAY OKAY So this is my first post on this blog so you’re allowed to flame me as much as you like if it sucks!! I don’t expect this to do as good but I really really wanted to contribute to the Invincible fandom. There is a SHOCKING lack of x reader fanfics. Especially for the Viltrumites!! It’s unacceptable!!

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── ( ✶ ) ᰍ̠ ⠀｡ Mark Grayson ,,

He always makes sure to brighten your day with a bouquet of flowers, from your favorites to the most beautiful ones that match your eyes. He was never known for bringing a single, solitary flower. No, that's not Mark. He'll always bring you a dozen, or at least three flowers.

Mark would stand out in the relationship for being a thoughtful young man, even though his bad schedule or a couple of missed dates while saving the world might work against him. Did you message him at the wrong time, in the middle of a fight? Mark already replied and attached a photo to the message. "Think I can beat him ? :P"

He would always see an opportunity to ask you out, insist that you lie down on his chest, and slowly fly around the sky with your head on his heart, listening to his heartbeat as you talk to him about your day.

In his first missions as Invincible, Mark would always appear at your window with his suit torn or some noticeable scratches. Why? So that you could treat his wounds or fix his suit. More than once it was a matter of doing both things. "I just wanted to see you."

Mark will have a habit of resting his head on your shoulder or lap, depending on how tired he is that day. He'll lean against you for a bit and let his considerable weight fall against your body, seeking your warmth and touch. Bonus points if you give him scalp massages.

He likes to read his favorite comic aloud to you, although he always ends up stumbling over his words because he notices how you stare at him, making him nervous and causing him to forget to move on to the next panel. "Don't laugh at me, I always read well. Your eyes make me nervous, that's all."

── ( ✶ ) ᰍ̠ ⠀｡ Deborah Grayson ,,

Deborah knew she would take her time getting to know you, but she never imagined your company would be so pleasant and even comforting for her own heart. Without even realizing it, you helped her overcome her insecurities after all the trouble and sadness Nolan left behind. "I didn't think I could allow myself to open my heart to someone so quickly. Thank you."

When Deborah introduced you to Mark, her face lit up with relief at the positive reaction of her only and dearest son. She was so pleased that he accepted you so readily and love you the same way she loves you.

Weekends are the best part of the relationship with Deborah, where she strokes your hair and pulls you closer to the bed with both arms, rendering your attempts to get up useless, if they even exist. "Stay a little longer ... Today is my day off."

She heard you came home tired from work, complained about your boss and his demands about paperwork. What better time to open a bottle of wine, watch a movie, and order some takeout? Deborah had everything planned. You're the only one missing from the table.

"Just try it. It's delicious, I swear." Deborah really enjoys cooking with you, especially when it comes to cooking typical Korean food at home, she always makes sure you try typical food from her home country and ask your opinion about it. Her comfort food would be Kimchi Jjigae with a hint of smoky spice.

I am so convinced that Deborah would call you "dear" or "honey" with incredible frequency, so much so that there are times when you would forget your own name. And it's even better if she calls you affectionately while you two are asleep, because her sleepy voice would be the equivalent of touching heaven.

── ( ✶ ) ᰍ̠ ⠀｡ Eve Wilkins ,,

Her favorite activity to do with you is to climb onto the roof of a building or house, and observe the twinkling stars in silence, while naming the constellations and seeing who can find the most. It ends up being more romantic when Eve plays music from her phone.

Eve loves staying at your house to sleep over or just hang out there; she's always quite homey and helpful in your home. "Do you think your mother would like chocolate-filled brownies? I made a couple."

In her room, Eve owns a hardcover book, with a title made by hand with different magazines and letters: It's reads "a timeline with you." Where there are various printed photographs of the two of you together on your different dates and walks.

── ( ✶ ) ᰍ̠ ⠀｡ Rex Sloan ,,

Behind your back and eyes, Rex has started therapy and is actively improving himself so he won't be a bad partner for you — His worst fear is that he himself will ruin this opportunity to be with you, so he prefers to improve and be a decent lover worthy of your attention.

I'm absolutely certain that the moment you started dating Rex, he began posting about you on all his active social media accounts and showing you off to his entire social circle. "This is my partner. I definitely hit the jackpot."

He really enjoys listening to you talk, appreciates that you trust him so much, and is always actively seeking out those kinds of deep conversations with you — A couple of times, when you vent and feel distressed, Rex instinctively cries with you too, since he understands that kind of distress.

── ( ✶ ) ᰍ̠ ⠀｡ Katherine Cha ♡ Dupli-Kate ,,

A relationship with Katherine turns out to be slow and careful in its evolution, mostly due to her need to maintain an emotional distance from people, This will be more noticeable if you are human, or do not possess some kind of immortality / inability to die — So, more than once, both of you enjoy each other's silent company.

"We all love you." Whenever Katherine is on a mission, she always makes sure to spend time with you through a clone of herself. Her most consistent and affectionate clone with you is Kate number 8. "But, I love you more." The clone says affectionately.

More than once, Katherine uses her powers to create clones of herself and launch a massive kissing attack on you — No part of your face or body is safe from her lips and a quick smooch. Temple? Kissed. Eyebrows? Kissed. Edge of your chin? Kissed. The best experience is when lipstick is involved in her kissing attack.

── ( ✶ ) ᰍ̠ ⠀｡ Allen The Alien ,,

Every time Allen is outside Earth's orbit, he makes sure to bring you an intergalactic gift, from a small piece of the moon to an exotic flower from an unknown, unstudied planet. Oh ... The flower couldn't withstand the change in gravity.

He likes to talk about you with Nolan, always mentions that you are one of the brightest and most peaceful things that ever happened to him, mentioning that not even the stars compare to the beauty of your eyes and bright smile.

When you dared to kiss him for the first time, you could feel Allen's pointy ears begin to flutter gently and his hands carefully grip your hips. "It felt good. Do it again."

── ( ✶ ) ᰍ̠ ⠀｡ Amber Bennett ,,

"Let's dance." The most frequent and comfortable homedate for both of you is to be at Amber's home and listen to music together; she always insists on dancing barefoot in the middle of her room. "Come on, silly, don't be shy." More than once, Amber places her arms around your neck and gently kisses your lips while dancing together.

Amber is the kind of partner who invites you to go for walks in spring or summer, visiting second-hand markets or craft fairs. What better romantic date than visiting the independent artists' fair and supporting local entrepreneurs? I can see that Amber always buys herself a beautifully hand-painted, handmade mug.

Normally, when both of you have a week of exams, or some pretty tough practical work for school, you two get together at home and stay overnight, having a little loving slumber party. "Shh!" You two probably stay up until the early hours, watching movies or laughing silently under the sheets, while exchanging occasional kisses. "Your mom will hate me if she hears us laughing at this hour."

I think it's possible that Amber will do some internship or free service at a home for cats and animals, occasionally sending you pictures of the kittens or pit bulls she takes care of — She's invited you to participate in the activity many times! In her room, there are photos of the two of you together, holding cats or dogs.

"I can't read your mind. If I could, I'd prefer you tell me to my face." Amber will always be the type of partner who prefers to talk things out if there's a problem in the relationship. Is something bothering you in the relationship, or do you just want to vent? Amber is there, listening attentively and helping.

Being of African descent, you see Amber taking care of and treating her hair; a smile adorns her lips as she notices you watching her carefully comb and wash her hair. You love watching her put on her bonnet! It looks divine on her — It's a coral sea green color. "Do you think my hair would look good with more volume and less definition?"

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── ( ✶ ) ᰍ̠ ⠀｡ Conquest ,,

Even though it's something new, perhaps even inferior from his perspective, Conquest can't help but notice how his heart beats with a different emotion every time he touches you; as if it were his nature, his touch becomes soft against your face, adoring the warmth of your skin beneath his fingers. "I do not understand how you're not afraid of what makes me be this way."

The way your hair frames your face is one of the purest and most beautiful sights he's seen in a long time, you find it endearing how Conquest observes you whenever he can — Many times he hasn't slept, so he can analyze in detail and commit to memory the symmetry of your lips and the endlessness of your eyelashes.

"Killing has always come easily to me. But now, I find myself drawn to see how I live for the first time, thanks to you." Ever since you convinced him on the first try to stay at your house, Conquest has been completely helpful and devoted to your existence, observing every detail and getting used to what it's like to do something he never did but desired so much.

He never had a favorite food, much less could he remember the last time he ate something someone else cooked. But now, surprisingly, every time you cook him something, that dish becomes his favorite. He always makes sure not to leave any residue; the plate looks clean every time Conquest finishes eating your food.

"I love that your skin is ignorant of violence." Conquest loves the size difference between you two. He's started to develop a habit of holding your hand and wrapping it completely around his own, caressing your skin so carefully that he doesn't break you just by touching you. "I couldn't bear the thought of seeing your hand calloused from all the destruction you'd caused ... But, it would be exciting too."

Chocolate? Flowers? Very insignificant for him — He doesn't understand the human need to give each other gifts on specific or special dates, but he tries. The gift that Conquest gave you to declare his dystopian love was the beating heart of an extinct alien race.

── ( ✶ ) ᰍ̠ ⠀｡ Thokk ♡ Battle Beast ,,

He would be fascinated by your belly, especially if you have a curvy or fat body build; unconsciously, Thokk would also find himself gently massaging your stomach or chest skin, pretending to be a domestic cat. You've heard him purr subtly more than once.

For a formidable, persevering, and bloodthirsty warrior, I see it as very possible that Thokk will exercise with you more than once, whether you are both training, him teaching you self-defense or you serve as extra weight in his push-ups. "Don't ever think I'll be easy with you just because you have my affection guaranteed."

Thokk would silently allow you to style his hair and braid it in different ways, using various methods and lengths. Sometimes he would undo them so you could continue stroking his unruly mane.

── ( ✶ ) ᰍ̠ ⠀｡ Cecil Stedman ,,

He met you at work and your relationship was completely professional and nothing more at the beginning, although it gradually evolved, Cecil found himself unconsciously prolonging physical contact with you as much as possible — There was always the gentle caress of his hand against your shoulder while you worked immersed in your desk.

Cecil had a habit of ordering a black, bitter coffee for himself, gradually asking his assistant to start remembering your preferred, personalized coffee request. "You work hard, you need to stay hydrated and focused properly."

Despite not admitting any romantic feelings towards you, Cecil began inviting you out more often or to have something to eat at his office — Whenever you two went out together, Cecil would offer you his arm to hold onto and walk comfortably.

Thragg

He’s… okay he’s not exactly the best. You’re human, so he already sees you as a lesser, weaker being- add the extra weight, and the Ruler of the Viltrum Empire seems damn near convinced you can’t take care of yourself.

He is physically domineering, and it is oh so apparent with you. He will always have you near- at this point, youre a comfort object like the skull he carries around. Except, well.. Youre alive. And in a way, that makes you better. He often will just grab you and drag you off, holding you close and manhandling you close to his chest. All of the other viltrumites have learned not to question this, have grown used to the sight of you on Thragg’s lap, his large hand using your belly like a stress toy.

He is also a big fan of you laying on top of him. In those quiet moments, when it’s just the two of you in his grand chambers, he has you gathered on top of him. Thragg is always quiet, but this type of quiet is a lot more gentle. His hands run over the curves of your form, squeezing the soft flesh of your arms, the plentiful give of your stomach and thighs a delightful comfort to him. If you look closely enough, you swear he’s smiling. He likes to hold you, loves it, really. Soft and fragile, you’re so.. Weak. Normally, typically, he would despise such weakness. He figures you produced some sort of madness, like how the other humans did in his soldiers. If you didn’t feel so delightful against him, he probably would have ripped your head from your shoulders.

But he loves you. So you live.

Conquest

Awful in the best possible way. Big baby is so touch starved, and here YOU are!!! A walking, squirming teddy bear.

Yea you’re not getting him off of you.

He’s always lingering closeby, giant hands always on some part of you. Holding your hands, resting on your hips, shoulders, or, if he’s feeling pitiful and lonely, he’s picking you up, squeezing you until you squeak. His hands wander over your tummy, kneading the soft flesh, trying to get under your shirt- most times, it’s not even in a sexual way. He just wants skin to skin contact, wants to properly feel his darling little pet.

He likes shoving his face against your sides, against your tummy, into the crook of your neck, nuzzling against your armpit. Conquest is like a giant kitty cat, all eager and- well— he will lay on you. He justifies it to himself as to make sure you won’t run. But he also uses you like a living pillow, resting his large head on your chest or belly, listening to you breathe. He doesn’t relax until your breaths even out, and you’re asleep under him. Then, he relaxes, petting your face and just.. watching him. To conquest, it’s a miracle that a soft, sweet thing like yourself would ever dare to put up with him. So he plans to cherish you.. very, very dearly.

Kregg

SHOOWWWWWOOOOFFF!!!!!!

Listen, Kregg canonically has game. He also, canonically, has a fat wife. He isnt picky. He loves you very dearly, of course. How could he not? He loves all of his partners equally, and the time he spends with you is time he cherishes.

Most of the time, its just the two of you enjoying each others presence. He likes to hold you in his lap, ignoring how you fuss and fret about being ‘too heavy for him’. The sentiment makes him chuckle, squeezing you closer. You could never be too heavy for him.

Seriously- youve seen him lift a car one handed. You still dont know how he managed to do that. You tried to get an answer out of him, he distracted you quickly, peppering your soft, round face in gentle kisses. Oh yes, Kregg is oh so gentle with you. Even if you don’t know what he is, he knows how easily he could break your bones. So, he’s gentle with you, manhandling you carefully, as if the slightest squeeze would shatter you. He’s doting, even if he disappears for a few weeks every once in a while. When he comes back, he brings you a myriad of gifts– usually sweets, or new clothes for you. Overall just a big sweetheart

Lucan

The most normal. Lucan’s a big boy himself, tall and wide- he’d appreciate a partner who could match him in that sense.

He’s a sweetheart, too. A big, gentle sweetheart. He adores you- doting, gentle, loving… he wants you to know how much he loves you. Lucan’s always touching you. Holding your hand, your hip, his large hand resting on your belly, sinking his fingers into the soft flesh.

Oh, but how the mighty have fallen. You were incredibly persistent to get to know him, even managed to get a second and third meeting out of him. You taught him how to order the coffee he liked, how to style clothes properly, how to function within a human society without coming off as a prude or an idiot. You were patient with him without coming off as overbearing. You were caring.

You supported, assured and gave him the perfect way to blend in with humans while being blissfully unaware of what he truly is. Being with you as your boyfriend could help his image. That is what he told himself at the start of your relationship. This was purely pretend for him. Kissing is disgusting, holding hands unnecessary and repeated dates draining, but slowly, he began enjoying his time with you. Really enjoying it.

His mind drifted away from his anger and disgust for this planet. Thragg found himself more often than not imagining your face in his head, closely analysing your features. He nitpicks every conversation he ever had with you and found himself relaxing when thinking of your smile. You eased his ever-stiff shoulders and his guard slowly lowered with every passing minute he spent with you. Suddenly, holding you close doesn’t seem like a chore anymore. It’s something he desperately craved.

“I thought about this cat café you mentioned. My curiosity is piqued, let’s visit this establishment.”

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(It’s implied Kregg had both male and female partners before you)

Kregg // Second in Command

He fell first.

His mission was to repopulate the Viltrumite race on earth, interbreeding with humans. At first, Kregg’s mind was set to fulfil that mission to the best of his abilities; he mostly hung around bars and clubs after hearing that most “hook-ups”, as humans call this coupling, happen in these areas. He discovered the joys of alcohol and nicotine, then that of bikes and some pleasant company. All was well.

That was until he sauntered up to you with two drinks, one for you to sip on while he delivers his usual, well-practiced, smooth pick-up lines and one for him to keep the pleasant buzz going. It didn’t take long for him to notice that you don’t seem all too impressed, yet you indulged him here and there and gave him a playful answer. It amused him.

Over the course of the next few evenings, he learned that you are somewhat of a regular, visiting the same bar he is almost every evening. Kregg proceeded to buy you drinks, share a cig if you want and invite you to hang out somewhere. Again and again, you declined, rolled your eyes with a grin and sent him away. At this point, Kregg is head over heels for you. You’re witty, so blatant with toying with him and he keeps letting you. He could wander off to find a different mate or partner, but he wants *you.*

“If you give me one chance, I’ll buy you two- no, three more drinks.”

~

You fell harder.

How could you not? Kregg, somehow, managed to be much better than you imagined him to be. It was fun seeing him try to pick you up again and again with attempts to charm you, but you didn’t believe anything serious would come of this fun banter. Yet, it did.

One date at the bar turned into two, turned into a trip on bikes and to heading out for some lunch, visiting his apartment… You stopped counting after that one. Kregg is a bit flirty at first, sure, but he’s also chivalrous, old-fashioned in a good way and oddly talented at making you blush and melt.

He knows what to say, when to say it but also when to shut his mouth and enjoy the quiet moment. You love the way he is so casually affectionate with you and how he makes you feel seen and actually cherished stirs something incredibly warm within you.

“You’re looking at me with those eyes again. What’s going on in that pretty mind of yours?”

☀︎

Conquest // Second Strongest Viltrumite

He fell first.

Humans are fragile, their lives are precious and so easily destroyed. Conquest usually views them, and other inferior races, are mere ants. He would not morn after them if he were to accidentally step on them— and it was no different with humans. Yet, he’s supposed to live amongst them for the sake of the mission and control his strength. It’s for the greater purpose, he reminds himself on the daily as someone bumps into his broad frame for the umpteenth time.

In order to blend in with the humans, he must interact with them. So, seeing you stubbornly struggle carry your five bags of groceries, Conquest offered to help. He carried your paper bags to your front door and for his kindness, you offered the teddy-bear-looking-man to step inside and have a drink and some cookies as thanks.

What? First, he shows you kindness by helping you with your foods, and now you want to top his kindness by being even nicer? You humans are nonsensical. Why not send him on his way and never look back? What’s the point? Though, now that he’s munching on these so called chocolate-chip-cookies, he has to admit, they’re not too bad. And those pictures on the wall, are those your friends? Family? You look so happy in each of them. Your home is decorated in a way that makes him feel welcome, oddly enough. Although he is taking in a lot of space.

And what’s this? Ice tea? Delicious.

“I will visit you again.”

~

He fell much, much harder.

You’re just too sweet and kind to him and Conquest doesn’t feel like he deserves it at all. You touch his face and scar like it is worth touching, you talk and treat him like he is worth sharing your day and life with. Without you, he’s lonely and miserable, as he is supposed to be. Viltrum’s second strongest soldier, conquerer of worlds, doesn’t need to be pampered by the likes of you, yet he craves your attention and affection.

He finds everything about you fascinating and can’t stop his eyes from glancing over you again and again. His hands search to touch your skin and slowly pull you against his body to hold you. It’s selfish, but he loves you more than he should.

Oh, he is incredibly selfish for keeping you to himself, and Conquest knows that. You deserve more and you deserve a better, younger, more loving mate. Someone who is not a decrepit and depraved Viltrumite that craves to bathe his hands in hot blood. You want your fingers to be covered in flavour dust from your chips or to have his holding yours. When they’re clean, that is.

“Are you sure you want me as your mate? I am not as suitable as others will be. You need to be happy, with or without me.”

☀︎

(Pre season 1)

Nolan Grayson // Omni-man

You fell first.

Omni-man. The superhero that appears to be everywhere at once and manage to fight supervillains and monsters without breaking into a sweat! Not that you would mind seeing a sweaty Omni-man— you’re one of his biggest fans, keeping up with public appearances, merch drops and wherever he happens to be in the world right now.

One fateful and very lucky day, your hometown was being attacked by some low-level reptile mutant. You were corner by the oversized lizard until Omni-man himself stepped in, grabbing the creature by the tail and throwing it off to space.

The moment he turned to face you and showed you his stupid, assuring smile and muttered a simple “Are you okay?” you almost fainted and folded right then and there. You swear your face melted off by the amount of heat accumulating in your cheeks. Somehow you were still coherent enough to immediately and not very smoothly ask him on a date.

“A date? I… am not sure you’d like to go out with someone like me, but sure? Why not.”

~

He fell harder.

You’re adorable. The way you still squirm and blush a little when Nolan leans over to cup your face and kiss you, how you get giddy when seeing him in his superhero costume and how you pamper him with food, affection and cuddles after hard missions.

Nolan is infinitely glad to have you as his mate. You’re considerate, affectionate and the perfect partner to keep up his polished and integrated appearance to Cecil and whoever else might be watching. Although the latter isn’t at the top of his priority list anymore.

He wants you to be as content around him as he is around you. Nothing could tear him away from you once he has his legs interlocked with yours, his arms tugging yours to wrap more around him as you spoon him from the back— the way he loves it.

“We gotta save on our gas bill and cuddle as much together as we can in order to stay warm. No— no, we’re not struggling, hun, I was joking—“

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Author’s note. Thank you for reading!

Ugh. I was of Indian food while writing and editing this. I don’t know the exact name for the dish but it was ride with mango curry and chicken with garlic naan. UGH. SO DELICIOUS. Anyways, I had lots of fun writing this! Also, I love the idea of Thragg being highly annoyed by reader asking a lotta invading questions but he’s putting up with it because he’s lowk enjoying it

I’m testing if large letters or smaller letters are more pleasant and more aesthetic, so feedback is much appreciated!! Also, my inbox is open for requests, asks or just for yapping!!

Anyways, make sure to EAT, SLEEP and DRINK enough!!

the entire cafeteria laughs while you just scratch your head and laugh along with them, never realizing that you were the punchline.

but god forbid anyone other than him says the exact same thing- that smug smile immediately disappears from his face.

because he calls you dumb because he finds it ridiculously endearing while everyone else is just purely insulting you and that's an entirely different matter.

i had stated multiple times that his whole thing is literally just "he's the only one allowed to bully you." but it's even prominent in this one because people saw you as a prime victim.

once he caught one of your classmate asking you to buy them something on the cafetaria, and you of course without a thought just happy to help- even though break time almost over in 2 minutes and the cafetaria was on the other side of the building.

oh he was furious. who the hell that guy even think he is??? he'll grab the guy by the shoulder making him winced, the jackass froze when he realize it was him. he was smiling sweetly before telling the jackass to fuck off- which the guy immediately did, running with his tail tucked between his leg.

the next day, that same jackass was cornered by a bunch of school delinquents, they ripped him off all of his money before pulling him to the back of the school, no one knows what happened after that, because the guy never showed up to school anymore.

now- when the two of you are alone, though, the teasing changes completely from a mocking ones into something more like of a scolding instead.

he complains about how oblivious you are, how you always trust strangers too easily, how you keep giving people second chances after they've already hurt you, how you somehow never notice when someone's obviously flirting with (manipulating) you. (brother, you are on the same boat).

"...just stay close to me. it's easier for your empty brain, that way."

but in the end, it depends on your reaction.

if you simply laugh it off, he'll roll his eyes sassily before dragging you away by the wrist, grumbling under his breath about how hopeless you are.

but if you ever quietly admit that you've always been insecure about it, that people have called you stupid your whole life and you started to think that maybe they aren't entirely wrong... he'll just scoff.

"please, don't start crying over something that pathetic."

he'll sound completely uninterested, as though your feelings don't matter in the slightest but then the very next morning, you'll find a neatly packed lunch waiting on your desk.

all of your favorite sandwiche, fresh fruit already peeled and cut into bite-sized pieces. little containers of snacks and sweets. even an extra drink, because you always forget to stay hydrated whenever you eat a huge amount of food.

there's never a note nor a name. he simply walks past your desk later that morning, notices you happily eating, and clicks his tongue and begin to think about a way to warn you to not just accept random things from unknown people- you're lucky it's from him.

and the lunches never stop, it keeps coming every single school day, all the way until graduation.

he always have your medication in his purse or bag, even though you already have it yourself, because who knows you forgot it right? how the hell did he know your exact prescription is non of your business.

always reminding you to take your medicine and surprisingly take care of you really good, text you every hour of your med time, checking up on you, bringing you foods that will help you on your medication.

if your family is poor or hardly can afford your medication or hospital care, rest assure because he already got it all paid by his dad's money covered as his monthly expanses life style.

he insist, don't worry, he will not use it against you (probably).

he might infantilize you tbh, it's almost degrading and he doesn't care if you push him away or stop his codling, he wouldn't listen, don't you see he just want to take care of you? you should be greatful to have him in your life.

also use your illness against you, making you depend on him, and corrupt you into thinking : maybe it was better if you life with him.

wouldn't it be nice if you just stay with him forever? in his big mansion, no need to think about school or even bills and stuff, he can give you whatever you want and need (except for freedom). if only you'll say yes...

mean darling who always seems to target him daily. pushing him around, teasing him by flipping his skirt up whenever he passes by (thankfully he always wear safety shorts), and chew him like a chewing toy before spitting him out whenever you got bored.

other people send a sympathetic look on his way whenever he crossed path with him, but didn't dare to interupt because they're too scared of you, not knowing that shy! yan! femboy is where he is wanted to be.

shy! yan! femboy who doodles mindlessly mid class, with his glittery pens, writing his and darling's initials with a heart between them, cute drawing of a bunny with glasses and a shy expression with a grinning wolf right besides it.

god forbid when you find out, you will tear him to shreds if you do.

shy! yan! femboy who yearns behind the scene. watching with a deep frown, fist balled tightly until his manicured nails digging into his skin, and glossy lips between his clenching teeth as you shamelessly flirt with your so called "fans".

no one likes you like he do! other people don't understand you! only he do, and he is the only person that deserves you!

shy! yan! femboy who is an observative person when it come to you, always pays attention to the small details.

you mentioned that you like a certain color off handedly to your friend, and then you see him wearing the exact color you mentioned.

he is also a try hard on pleasing you, you don't like a thing he's wearing? it will be gone the next day, he is the type to cook for your lunch, every.single.day.

and you let him, just because he amused you, feeding into his delusion that he got a chance with you.

and he know this, he might pretend that he's a naive idiot in front of you and the others, to preserve the "innocent" image he have, but he knows that you are basically treating him like shit, playing with his feelings, but if it's the only way to get your attention on him? he will let it... for now..

but when you started dating? best believe he will not let your ass away even for a bathroom break.

he's a switch bottom, but dominant leaning, as he likes being in control (because of his superiority complex), he only ever be submissive during his moment of weakness, but you got to plow that ass everyday anyways.

he likes using toys, most of his toys are bright colored, sparkly, thinking about a butt plug with a bright heart shaped shiny red ruby on the end.

surprisingly, not that into bdsm, blindfold, handcuffs a little bit of choking? sure, but a whole bdsm gear? nahh, he likes skin to skin actions more.

HATE getting teased, will immediately pull you by your throat the moment you start to edge him, "don't. even. try"

into pet play, but you're the pet, putting you on a sparkly hot pink collar around your neck with a leash, making you kneel as he sit on the edge of the bed, legs crossed like he's sitting on his throne while calling you his "mutt"

he loveeeees roleplayyyyysss, especially those "slutty (insert occupation) x normal person" kind of roleplay, he loves dressing up and that obviously didn't go away when he's in bed had a whole section of cosplay on his closet the moment you two start dating. sexy cop, sexy nurse, sexy gardener, you named it. (if you're a nerd/geek he will dress up as your favorite character(s))

isn't really into piss kink or watersports, but enjoys whenever you squirm trying to get him off because you need to take a tick, he won't get off btw, a little bit of water will not stop his ass getting railed.

so yes he will still be mean in bed in general, but again the level is depends on what type of darling he's with.

if darling is more of a vanilla person, he will slow down, speaks in more soft demanding tone, more praises and kisses.

if darling is more of a masochistic he will not hold back, calling you all type of degradation in the whole dictionary.

you know how this blog is friendly of dark-content? yeah let's go THERE now.

he's into cnc and dub-con, what's that? you're too tired or not feeling it to have sex with him? it's okay, you can just lie there while he do all the work for you, sooner or later you will enjoy it anyways.

he likes to see your uncomfortable state, your squirming body turning into full blown pleasure as you beg him for more, it tugs his heart in a victory and prideful kind of way that only he can make you like this. turning you into a begging, needy mess even though you deny him the first time.

but overall? he's great in bed, a bit mean but atleast he got some nice assets, 10/10 will plow that ass.

that's what atleast your boyfriend told you for the nth time of the day, not even a single day goes without him calling you out since you dated him.

but he knows, you know, we all know that he likes you all the same, if not he loves you more because of all the attention you gave him, whether it's sexually or not.

he may have a little superiority and god complex, and you just had to add more gas to the fire.

he likes it when you literally undressing him with your hungry eyes, calling you "pathetic pervert" but smirk triumphantly knowing he will gauge other people's eyes if they ever dare to do the same thing as you.

like how could you not when you literally have a super hot boyfriend that practically screams "sex appeal"

he likes it when you literally drooling over any of his exposed skin he shows, you swear his clothes just getting shorter and shorter each days, literally blanked the moment you saw a glimpse of his lacy underwear behind those micro-skirt.

bonus point if you're also a loser, he will not hold back on calling you a disgusting incel in front of everyone, it should've been humiliate you. but the moment he placed a possessive hand on anywhere near your body, no one would dare to say the same thing as him to you.

he would scowl and call you "nasty little mutt" whenever you unannouncedly grope his ass, chest, thighs, whatever you prefer the most, but the heat on his cheeks says the otherwise, he's thankful of his makeup skill can hide his flustered cheeks everyday.

he pretends to not like the gropping, the touches, but he let you anyways.

sometimes if he feeling extra mean that day, he will slap your hands away with a "look but don't touch" look, you may pout and beg, but he won't relent for the rest of the day.

you might be a pervert, but you are his pervert.

and if you dare to act like this for anyone else other than him? best pray your reproduction organs still intact.

he will be so mean about it at first, acting like he's not obsessed with you, calling you a weirdo and all kind of names, rolling his eyes at you, but eventually he'll learn to accept it anyways, because your style is part of you, and he loves everything about you.

he'll grimace at your music taste, calling it satanic, 'noise' music, etc etc. but later you'll find him playing one of your favorite band's songs while he's doing his nails.

one thing about femboy that benefits goth/emo/scene darling is he's great at doing eyeliner, he'll do your eyeliner in your style every morning without any exception, and if he ever sees als already did your eyeliner yourself he will drag you inside, wipe your eyeliner off and do it himself all over again.

and when the two of you started dating, or even better (worse) start living together- be ready to have some glitter stuck to your outfits because he insist to share the wardrobe with you.

it's the way you dress- black lipstick, spiked collar, layers of mesh and chains, boots that could crush a man’s ribs, it gives people the wrong idea. you walk down the hallway like a storm cloud in human form, and people move out of your way, assuming you're a menace. that you're cold. maybe even cruel as you look.

but in reality, you won't even hurt a fly. but the walking pink squishmallow of a boyfriend beside you would. he would eradicate all of the flies for you.

you would say “bless you” when people sneeze. you hold doors open. you talk to stray cats and apologize to vending machines when you press the wrong button. you’re just shy, a little awkward, and okay, maybe you listen to romantic rock songs and wear corpse makeup on tuesdays.

while your boyfriend- the glitter-coated, bratty, pink-wearing femboy who looks like he walked out of a magical girl anime but talks like regina george possessed a cupcake. he’s sugar and venom, sparkles and threats, all wrapped up in thigh-high socks and a cherry glossed smirk. his nails are always painted, his skirts are always short, and his eyes? if a stare could kill, half of the people he met would be 6 feet underground.

and gods help anyone else who tries to get close to you.

he likes that you dress in all black. that you look like death reincarnated. it scared people off and made you all his alone. but if anyone still dare to approach you even if you look intimidating...

he’ll giggle and twirl his hair when people try to flirt with you, all cutesy and sweet at first. then he’ll find out their home address and post it in some obscure revenge forum with a caption like “this guy tried to flirt with my baby. let’s see how fast he deletes his socials <3”.

he sees your style as proof that no one else deserves you- no one could understand the contrast, the softness hidden behind all that dark glam.

yes, he's still pretty much very mean with you, regardless of your style and preference.

"love... what is this?" you ask as you hold a black furred labubu in one of your hand, deadpanning at your boyfriend who's too busy checking his new set of nails that day.

he just shrugged his shoulders, clearly unbothered, "bought that ugly thing because it looks like you"

and that labubu probably cost more than your yearly expanses.

literally darling and yan!femboy :

(art by : @chronocrump on twt)

he's just the same old mean self even though he's your boyfriend, just a little- if not more possesive and obssessive over you than before.

oh what's that? you're just going to the kitchen to grab some snacks? he's coming with you. why are you talking to that lame girl huh? are you cheating on him? what? she was just asking some stuff about school? well she should know better to not glance even worse- trying to talk to what's his.

only he- have the privilege to hear your beautiful voice.

the next day, that same girl that wad asking you about a group project is getting transferred to another school. rumours said that she went home with broken nose, missing nails, and big red marks on her cheeks yesterday.

rumours said that she got beaten up by a drunken man, but you know better who's the real culprit behind that.

he'll parade you around, walking through the school ground with his bag over your shoulder, as he clings into your other arm with a smug smile as people whispering around you.

looks like you have to get used to the attention now that you're dating the most popular person at school, don't worry if they ever dare to make an eye contact with you, he'll pluck their eyes out of the sockets with his glittery pink acrylics nails.

yes, he will still order you around like his servant, but much less frequently, sure he still order you to buy him something from the vending machine or cafetaria, but he will give you his money and told you to do whatever you want with the change instead of using your own money.

his crude comments towards you will lessen, only the lighthearted comments stays. like how silly your outfit is before dragging you to the nearest store and book the entire store just so you can choose a "less" lame outfits.

one day he'll sit in front of you in a korean bbg restaurant and complains about how you "made him soft" and stuff like that, before shoving grilled meats into your mouth.

but if you're a vegan, he will make sure to always bring you to the best vegan-friendly restaurant in town, and don't even think about splitting the bills either, he will glare are you- definitely offended that you're even thinking such thing.

he's already so possessive over you before dating, and it's just keep getting worse when dating you, you can't escape him for even just an hour, he will start thinking that you are cheating on him.

not that he didn't trust you, he didn't trust other people. what if someone take you away from him if he let down his guard just for a second? you know that other people are worthless scum that's always jealous of him, they always wanted what he have. they can try copy his style, buying the same branded bags, outfits, even the same nails design as his.

but they can never have you, no. he will never let people near you, let alone have you. only he can.

besides, how can you need other people when you have the prettiest, hottest, richest, boyfriend right by your side?

and god forbid when you want to break up with him btw.

you're the one who's been there with him the whole time, from the start until the present. you're the only person who's seen it all, seen all of yandere femboy's sides, seen all of his secrets and moment of weaknesses.

there's a fair amount of times when you hold him close in your arms as he cries softly into your chest, his tears soaking your shirt as he lets out all of his frustration and burden off his shoulder. you don't even need to say anything, don't need to say fake comforting words to him, just stay by his side, hold him, and he's already content.

maybe it's the real him that he's showing you, that deep inside- he's still the same fragile little boy that you used to defend from the mean kids back then, the same wide eyed boy with shy smiles and rossy chubby cheeks stained with tears are still there, he's still the same old him.

or maybe- it's his plot all along, to keep you by his side, to make it seems like he's still dependent on you, so you would stay out of pity. it feels nice to be wanted and needed right? he just hoped that you won't ever see the winning grin on his pretty little face when you hold him close to you.

yandere femboy is not easily flustered, he's the embodiment of control and manipulation, he's the one who get people flustered by his fake tooth-rotting sweet and whinny voice, using his looks to manipulate and use people.

but when he does get flustered, like genuinely flustered, it's of course- can only be done by you and you only, his darling. the twist is- he can always tell whenever you purposely try to tease him or not.

if you do try to make him flustered purposely, he would stare at you for a second before laughs at your face mockingly, now you're the one who's flustered as he pats your heated cheeks softly trying not to poke your eyes out with his brand new acrylic set.

"you gotta try harder than that hun" he commented with a wink as he continue to chew on his strawberry flavoured bubblegum while typing furiously on his phone, probably bullying some randoms online before shooing you off to buy him something.

but if you do somehow succeed on making him flustered without you even realizing it- you'll get him flustered, hard. he would sweat a bucket, avoiding eye contact, face all red, and tried so hard to insult you, but the words that are coming out of his mouth is all shaky, reducing him into a stuttering mess.

and the things that you do to make him flustered is somethings that are very weirdly... normal... like if when you do anything that he asked (ordered) without any complaint, or when you opened the door for him, and even the smallest thing like when you brushed off a single strand of hair out of his face will turn him into a boiled crab.

or when you get angry. he also thinks you're weirdly attractive when you're fuming. you've been very preserved since you two were still in kindergarten, you won't be mad when he stole your favorite crayons, you won't yell when he ate all of your favorite parts of your sandwich.

even until now- when he treats you like you're nothing but his servant, ordering you around before laughing at your "lame" self. you still complied without any comment.

but when you finally snap. it awoken something inside of him, something that he never thought he would feel.

maybe it's the way your eyes are blazing when you get mad. the way your chest is rising and falling fast. your jaw is clenched, lips parted, skin heated, and you’re standing your ground like you’re ready to throw him off the building.

and goddamn, why is it hot?

is it because he's so used to people cowering before him, that the feeling of being smaller than you makes him excited, it's like he just discovered a new drug if you can say.

yandere femboy feels the back of his neck get warm. then his ears. then the apples of his cheeks. “oh,” he says, too softly. then louder in realization “oh...” he’s flustered. actually flustered.

which is ridiculous. he doesn’t get flustered. he flusters people. he likes control. he owns it. but the way you’re looking at him like you might strangle him with your fingers around his neck, and it’s doing things to him.

i might make a sketch for yan femboy but who knows when