Do you think protein wants to be in all these things ?

ilya rozanov could do spike from buffy but spike from buffy would eat shit on skates. meanwhile it goes without saying of course that shane hollander could be the slayer and buffy summers could be a generational hockey player. and faith lehane is canonically from boston. which could mean nothing

i <3 when women characters feel they aren't able to express sadness in "normal" ways because they don't feel safe enough to cry in their environment so instead they opt for the more acceptable strong emotion of rage and they get recklessly angry at the people around them in fits of misplaced sadness and terror and make irreversible decisions and hurt others. i dont care as much when this happens to a man

i hope that someday there will be no more advertisements ever again

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

A truthberry might make you tell the truth... But a lieberry? A lieberry will loan you books

(to the tone of creep by radiohead) but i'm asleep. on mypillow

january was five months, february was normal, march was about three weeks, and april so far has been about twenty minutes.

knowing how it tends to go with male authors and their wives it was probably marge who wrote the odyssey

the lion does not concern herself with papa

Did you know that there are 58 tortillas in space right now and that number dwindles as the hunger of four astronauts grows