I mostly just post dogs now

I want to be as happy as this dog

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO EAT THIS PIZZA WITHOUT MY DRINK?!

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I’m the founder of the “I suck at keeping the conversation going, but I really like talking to you” club

u cant cure sadnesses with a shower but honestly there is no purer place to suffer

Sometimes it blows my mind that there are people that don’t wear glasses/contacts. Like they can literally see with no aid. Like they wake up and just be out here seeing. What a wild concept.

And people say stuff like ‘lol don’t you hate it when you look up in the middle of the night and see a spider on your ceiling’ like bitch (!!) i could have Nicholas II last czar of Russia hangin from my ceiling fan and i would be none the wiser

It’s almost like people would rather not talk to every random stranger they see in public.

Furry Ball of Wrinkles vs. Frozen Strawberry [video]

What if Earth is like one of those uncontacted tribes in South America, like the whole Galaxy knows we’re here but they’ve agreed not to contact us until we figure it out for ourselves.

Looking up at the sky and saying aliens don’t exist is like scooping a teaspoon in the ocean and declaring that fish don’t exist.

This is so me