Exactitudes

“Narcissistic workout energiser supplement addicts. Already at 17 sculpting their bodies to perfection. Boys can have tits too.”

120. New Skool - Evry 2009 
“My adidas and me, close as can be, we make a mean team, my adidas and me. And this is a quote from Run-D.M.C.Old school. 1986.”

17. Smas - Rotterdam 1997
“Sturdy chicks. Respect, pride, and dignity. Thanks to da street scene, thanks to my brothers and sisters. G.O.L.D.”

“Betty Page 20-year-olds from Shoreditch artland. A burlesque mix of 40s and 50s vintage movie stars style, with a hint of rockabilly. Pencil skirts, pointy tits, and Vargas-inspired sexiness. They all know the pose - Whoops!”

“It’s about living above your means. Showing off in rented cars, striking and platinum rich, whilst dining from phone cups and paper plates. The Look du Jour is always box-fresh.”

“Adrenaline board addicts, infesting the city centres, chilling and bragging about the fakie front side 180 kickflips. Contact by beeper.”

“Power mums carrying not only the baby, but also the burden of life.”

“Serious Muslimas, East meets West, parents’ religion meets hate, the headscarve as fashion accessory?”  

8. Young Activists - Rotterdam 1997 
“Outdoor kids for green fleece animals. Political pubescents. Hard to tell, if it’s their choice, or their parents’.”

“Miny and manic computer wizards, entranced by Luigi, Mario Bros., Sonic the Hedgehog, Donkey Kong.”

“Saturday nighttown clubhouse wonder woman. Cute, girly, girly teeny boppers. Don’t label me! Nag, nag, nag.”

“Baggy, queer tomboys and tank girls. An army of stiletto-liberated women and dyke ass bitches. Watch out.”

4. Bimbos - Rotterdam 1996 
“Tasty sex icons. Go to byabeachclub.com. Cocktails and dreams. Spray tan bronzed, artificial blondes have more fun.”

“Gabber following speed sluts. White trash, comfortable camping chic. Skip the top when it gets hot. Fly the flag with hair and shoe styling.”

“Ideal son-in-law lookalikes. Respectable, professional, ‘don’t pigeonhole me!’ homosexuals. No screaming fairies.”

1. Gabbers - Rotterdam 1994 “Technomates in Italian candy-coloured shellsuits. Bold, clean terror. Addicts to hardcore music, 180 BPM in XTC.”