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Matt: Napkin folding sure is exciting!

Edd: It’s one of the cornerstones of throwing a good dinner party.

Tord: That and a good music mix.

Tom: I can’t believe I know these people…

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Edd: I need to feel something. Tom, can you tell me something that will piss me off?

Tom: Pepsi is better than Cola

Edd: Yup, that'll do it

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Matt: And now for my queen! I shall choose the fairest most beautfiul of the town's females!

Tamara: I'm afraid of commitment!

Matt: I didn't mean you!

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Vampire Matt: Dying sucks butt, how do you living beings cope with mortality?!

Tom: Violent outbursts

Tord: General horniness

Edd: Thanks to denial, I’m immortal!

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Tord: I was expecting a battle of wits, but you appear to be unarmed.

Tom: Your mom sucked me good and hard through my jorts!

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Tom: Fight me you nerd ass punk!

Tord: At least try to sound sophisticated when you threaten someone.

Tom: Does thou wish to engage in a duel my good bitch?

Tord: Somehow that was worst…

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Red Leader, after Paul and Patryck crashed the plane: Some of ya'll is the reason why shampoo has instructions.

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Tom: If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands!

Edd, Tord, and Matt: ...

Tom: Damn, ya'll depressed as fuck.

Tord: You didn't clap either.

Tom: Shut up!

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Tom: That's all he really does, ever since he bought that $5 kazoo.

Edd: *playing Sandstorm by Darude on the kazoo*

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Tord: People who sleep without socks on make me worry.

Tom: People who sleep WITH socks are not to be trusted.

Edd: People who sleep are weird.

Matt: I was a sock one.

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Edd: Your hands, I want to hold them.

Tom: Your lips, I want to kiss them.

Matt: Your dreams, I want to hear them.

Tord: Your toes, hand em’ over.

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Edd: My cat is cuter than yours, fight me

Edd: Haha, my ruse worked! Now I have hundreds of cat photos to look at when I'm down!

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Edd: Did you just refer to a knife as a “people opener”?

Tord: …Should I not have?

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Tom: Worst drug to crave is wanting to be loved.

Edd: Idk meth is pretty fucking bad

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Bing: Pull the lever, Larry!

[Larry pulls the lever, which makes Bing fall through a trapdoor]

Bing: Wrong lever!

[Bing appears through a door, all wet, with a crocodile biting his pants]

Bing: Why do we even have that lever?!

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Tom: BEHOLD, the field in which I grow my fucks! Lay thine eyes upon it, and thou shalt see that it is barren!

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Tom: Name one fragrance commercial that has ever made sense.

Edd: What are you talking about? They all make scents.

Tom: Shut the fuck up.

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