Words that matter

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I envy those people who skip straight to acceptance who get through all 5 stages who don’t get stuck on denial who are strong enough to know when to let go

                                                  who will

       then what am I?

away

and without a chance of escape.

go

grown.

fighting. Seems familiar. Oh he’s HUNTING. that changes everything. OOOOOOOO, NICE ARSENAL, i want some. aalso, vashta nerada: the best reason to be scared of the dark. no, stupid boy. DON’T STOP FOR THE CREEPY PRETTY GIRL, IT WILL ONLY END BADLY. i reeeeeally just wanna punch your stupid face right now. She’s about to devour your face, good luck with that. UH OHHHH. don’t go in the house, you twat. crud. I LOVE YOU TWO ALREADY, STOP BEING SO ADORABLE. shotgun shuts his cakehole... hehehehe. ohhh, fake ids.... nice. poor sammy looks so scandalized. BTW; I WANT A 1970 MUSTANG. i love you sam. your face, your everything. gosh. why are you so adooorable. ugh. i have a feeling thaaaat you’re not going to end up with a normal life, sammy. sorry. oh dean, stop acting like a dummy........ oh creepy girl is back. i don’t like this. you’re not going to outrun a car, you idiots, get out of the way. I DIDN’T MEAN JUMP OFF THE BRIDGE, YOU NUMBSKULLS. don’t worry sam, he’s a hardy fellow. look, not even a broken leg. what’s a woman in white...... and why does sam need to find a dress? no chickflick moments, awww. babues. uhohhh, something’s up. aawww, you’re sassy, aren’t you dean. not a good idea. ooooooooooh. oops. it’s all your fault, buddyo. you think dean can be kept prisoner by your handcuffs? HA. n00b. BAUGH. OMG, I DON’T LIKE BEING SCARED AUGH. uhhh ohhh. OH NO, SAMMY BABY. OH NO YOU DI’IIIINT JUST DRIVE YOUR BROTHER’S IMPALAA INTO A HOUSE. HA. WHY IS IT SO CREEPY, OH GOD. THEY’RE GONE. THANK GOODNESS. uhhohhh, i sense tragedy on the wind. NOOOOO, NOT SAMMY’S HAPPY ENDING. i don’t know how i feel about this.

Oh, poor little man. I must say, i like the new tardis, and doctor. she’s still wearing her pjs. The heck is that? that’s sure a lot of water. Amy, i realllllly wouldn’t do that. told you. IT’S THE STARWHALE, ISN’T IT. amy’s safe...... good. this guy is creepy. He wasn’t too happy about that, was he. i love you guys. I WAS RIGHT. well that’s no fun. SHE’S THE QUEEN! I LIKE her. IT WON’T EAT THE CHILDREN BECAUSE IT’S NOT A MONSTER, IT’S JUST HUNGRY. ohhh, my poor doctor, how it must hurt you. OH YOU BEAUTIES. i love the starwhale, and both of you. good, so good.

Way to start with a bang, eleven. Are you praying to..... santa? Well that was quick. You’re adorable, kid. THERE’S A SWIMMING POOL IN THE LIBRARY. LOVE IT. AWWW, HE JUST GAVE HER THE COMPANION RULES. I love you, kid, you’re cute. and eleven, I still am not quite sure about you, but I think I like you. “you’re scottish, fry something” I THINK I LIKE YOU. “beans are evil” OH YES, I LIKE YOU. he just threw out the bread and butter. FANTASTIC. fish fingers and custard, okay. IT’S AMY! awww, she’s an orphan. you like spilling things, don’t you. DON’T TAKE A SMALL CHILD THROUGH TO AN UNKNOWN PLACE! uh-ohhhhhhh. oh-no, her parents said that, didn’t they. that they’d be right back. he’s not coming right back, is he. ohhh, she’s packing, wee lamb. I think it’ll be awhile, dolly. OH GOD, THERE’S SOMETHING IN THE HOUSE. IT’S RORY! i don’t know that that’s her house anymore, mate. NO, THEY’RE CALLING FOR THE DOCTOR! she IS amelia pond, you dummy. awwww, poor rory. DON’T ENTER THE ROOM. AMY, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU. OH GOD, MAKE IT STOP. RUN!!!! told you it was amy. “I’m the Doctor, I’m worse than everybody’s aunt!” ehehehehehe. oh, well, that’s not good. what’s too soon doctor? HE SAW RORY. ohhh, poor amelia. GOSH DARN IT. not him, the good looking one. ehehehehe. rory, you are adorable. I love you, rory. NINE, OMYHEART, NINE, I MISS YOU! THAT’S RIGHT, YOU HAD BETTER RUN FROM MY DOCTOR. you’re brilliant, eleven! SHE REMODELED! i want to see. it’ll turn up. ohh, i think i like you. i think i like the new tardis, but i don’t quite know. OH, I DO LIKE IT. I LIKE YOU BOTH. SHE’S GETTING MARRIED!

Okay, so this is before the doctor killed everyone to end the time war. The timelords just aren’t dead yet. Boy, you cray-cray. Well that’s different. You’re adorably psychopathic, master. Awww, Wilf. DONNA CALLING. NO, DONNA. EAT HER AND I KILL YOU ALL. NO, DONNA, WHAT JUST HAPPENED. doctor, you’re a very eloquent man. OH YOU GUYS, STOP GIVING ME FEELS. EXPOSITION! The council is messing with his brain. YEEEAH, I LOVE YOU CACTI. ehehehehehehe, still strapped in. WORST, RESCUE, EVER. must say, i’m impressed. i really, really, REALLY love the cacti. OHHH, YOU EVIL COUNCIL. YOU MADE HIM EVIL. I HATE YOU. why’d they send a diamond? what’s a white point star? it’s the woman, isn’t it. who is she, really. Oh my heart, this is just too much. Wilfred, you are a beautiful human being, and I love you. STOP MAKING ME FEEL THINGS. Oh, I guess it’s really not good. ALLONSY! YOU GO, WILF! HE MADE THEM INTO WEEPING ANGELS?!?! WHY WOULD HE DO THAT. he can’t kill wilf, OW. i love you wilf. so much. Oh master, you adorable baby. well then, that escalated quickly. poor master, manipulated by the council. That’s why he had to kill them, my poor doctor. It’s the doctor’s mommy. Oh my poor master, I’m so sorry thank you. It wasn’t the master she was talking about, was it. It was Wilf. My poor Wilf, I’m so sorry, doctor goodbye. Oh, stop, you’re making me cry. OH, STOP. Goodbye my doctor, oh goodbye, goodbye. The Tardis saved her once again, my Donna. MARTHA AND MICKEY! Sarah Jane. He’s saying goodbye to everyone. CAPTAIN JACK AND ADIPOSE! He gave him Alonso’s name, what a gift. THE NURSE’S GRANDDAUGHTER! EEEEE. Donna finally got married, good for her. She looks so beautiful, and happy. he gave her a lotto ticket. Oh my doctor. ROSE. OH, HE WENT TO ROSE. he just had to see her one last time. The universe will sing to the doctor as he dies. OH GOD. GOODBYE MY DOCTOR, GOODBYE. BLIMEY, WAY TO START WITH A BANG ELEVEN.

WILF REMEMBERS, OF COURSE HE DOES, HE’S A NOBLE. the ood are having the dreams too. heyyyyy master. oh, you poor baby. all alone, lucy, you poor girl. who are all the creepy ladies. this is scaring me. lakdjlkslajldkjalskd. THE ACTUAL END OF TIME. LKJS;LDKJ;LKJD. THIS ISN’T GOOD. run doctor, run like the wind. find wilf. LUCY, NO, WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO HER, STOP IT. no. who’s the angel lady? I think that she’s good. LISTEN TO HER, YOU IDIOTS. NO. MASTER, YOU AWFUL, TERRIBLE TIME LORD. YES LUCY, DO IT. what just happened. is he actually dead? please say yes. but no, I guess no. what gate......... HE’S LOOKING FOR YOU DOCTOR. OH WILF, YOU BEAUTY, YOU WONDERFUL, WONDERFUL BEAUTY. it’s the master. FUCK. are you gollum, master. YOU ARE ALSO THE CREEPIEST THING IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD. what did you just do, YA NASTEH. he’s after you, master. he can smell you. he knocks four times. and is alSO AS CREEPY AS FCK. i feel the same, doctor. grody. i don’t think you can beat that creepy frog jump, doctor. wilf. the only person that the doctor will ever salute. oh you guys, i love you so much. IT’S BECAUSE HE’S A NOBLE. we all have to die sometime baby. i’m sorry, I really am. oh my donna, oh stop. please stop, you’re making me cry. this narrator is creeping me out, who is he? DOCTOR STOP, HE’LL EAT YOU. that’s right doctor, cool guys don’t look at explosions. rubbing your hands together is a very effective way to assassinate the doctor; look it up. that had to hurt. ok, now i sympathize with master; it’s hard being hungry all the time. okay, slightly less sympathetic. the drums. what IS inside your head, man, i really think you need professional help. i think you need a doctor. OH, YOU’RE AZULA! well that was quick. poor doctor, they just won’t leave you alone. OH MY DOCTOR DONNA, YOU’RE STILL IN THERE, I JUST KNOW IT. you guys gon’ get eaten. SHE’S THAT LADY! IT’S THE DOCTOR’S MOM! EEEEEEEP. BUT WHY WILF. I DON’T UNDERSTAND. a gun? oh wilf, you poor dear. you look so guilty. you adorable babus. is that......... a belt around his neck? she’s a disciple, isn’t she. THEY’RE CACTI! ehehehehehe. maybe it’s a shock collar. she’s evil. awww wilf, you precious baby. OH MY LORD, SHE’S A CACTUS. what’s that he just did? you should’ve known better than to let him touch your stuff. oops, so that’s what he did. DONNA’S NOT AFFECTED BECAUSE SHE’S GOT A TIMELORD BRAIN. YES, MY DONNA, YOU BEAUTY. he’s turning the entire human race into himself. great. this is slightly hilarious. NO, SHE’S REMEMBERING, NO, DONNA! ohhh, this is great.the master race. wut. i think he’s enjoying this a bit too much. i wonder if jack is a master too. wait, i thought they were all dead. guess not?

 Ok, I think I’ve got the emotions under control. I can do this. This looks like...... victorian england? OK, STARTING TO LOSE IT. HE’S SO HAPPY, AND TRYING TO FORGET DONNA AND EVERYTHING THAT JUST HAPPENED. UGH. WHAT. THERE ARE TWO OF THEM?!?! WHAT?! this is actually sort of great. i like rosita. wait, what doctor is he? what’s going on? is he really the doctor? who’s the creepy lady? I really hate cybermen something awful. ugh. this supposed doctor is rather sexist, honestly. You’re jackson lake, aren’t you “doctor”? it’s just a regular watch. HA. KNEW IT. what’s wrong with you, you’re jackson lake, aren’t you? you didn’t regenerate, you just got a bunch of info from that stamp thing. I bet your tardis is just as ordinary as your screwdriver. oh look at that, the info stamp is really a funny sort of laser weapon thing. HE BLEW UP THEIR HEADS. BOOM. they took your kid, fake doctor. you’ve only got one heart, don’t you. she’s wearing red to a funeral? she killed him so the cyberman could assimilate them? i need donna’s sass. the world is a sad, cold, dark place without it. those partial cybermen are creepy. WHY DO THEY WANT THE CHILDREN. you aren’t a timelord. KNEW IT. IT’S A HOT AIR BALLOON. AHAHHHAAAAAAAAAAA. I WAS RIGHT. YESSSSS. oh, no. he lost a baby didn’t he. now i’m sad again. gosh. caroline. oh you poor man. they took your kid too, didn’t they. yes, he needs someone at his side. AUGH, MY HEART. why do they want the children? AWW, MY BABUES. DON’T HURT THEM YOU NASTIES. OOOOOOO, YOU DON’T INSULT HIM YOU ARSCHLOCH. YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYHOOOOOOOOOOOOJACKSON LAKE, YOU GO GIRL. i mean...... man. OHHHHHH, ROSITA YOU BEAUTY. you are a cruel, awful woman, mercy. and i hate you. child slave labour. HOW ORIGINAL. OHHHH BUUUUURN, YOU THE KING NOW LADY. nice demon eyes. oops, she’s rewriting the system. OPALA. delete the workforce, AND I DELETE YOU. AWWW, HE DOES HAVE A WEE MAN CHILD. awwwww, he’s so cuute. it’s a ship? ooorrr..... a giant cyberman....... interesting. awww, he’s using the fake tardis. do they ever agree to leave? no. oh, mercy. YAYA. bravo doctor. bravo. she is marvelous. jackson is me. that’s how i would react, man, i feel you. NOPENOPENOPE. i love you jackson. you’re great. NOPE. STOP. ABORT, ABORT, ABORT. THEY BREAK MY HEART TOO, YOU BIG LUG.