Mums.

the real world is hell for bugs

we literally have an item called “bug spray.” it does nothing but harm and murder bugs. it is not called Bug Killing Spray, it’s called bug spray, because we don’t like them

we’re in hell but it’s not our hell its bug hell

i forgot how fucking weird november is theres no afternoon its just night after 2pm

Malta make u lose control

its funny that people are calling this the gay fanfiction dilemma bc thats literally why i made this post. i was writing a gay fanfic. 

being bi is just having a crush on a girl and being like “damn if i only i was a hot mediocre dude with cheekbones then she would like me :/” and then YOU end up ALSO being attracted to hot mediocre dudes with cheekbones…..the self betrayal

me: *misses my train by 6 seconds* me: if i didnt stop to look at that bird that one time when i was 10 i would have been 6 second ahead in life and this wouldn’t have happened.

high-waisted pants and skirts are just things that sit at most people’s natural waists and we’ve been somehow conned into believing that’s “high” send tweet

We are just recovering from the 90s

How dare they disrespect my boi like this