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Like, I’m picturing– 

Moe: You’re telling me you never smoked when you were a teenager?

Eddie: Nope. Never. Not even once.

*LATER*

Steve: You fucking hypocrite

Eddie: What, you want me to tell our sixteen-year-old that when I was her age I was dealing ketamine and hotwiring cars while stoned out of my fucking mind?

Eddie: Might I remind you there’s a vault of information our children don’t know about you, Mister Keg King

"yes!"

"what are some books you've read recently?"

Steve: Did it hurt?

Eddie: Did what hurt?

Steve: When you crawled out of hell? Because baby, you look as hot as the hell you just crawled out of, and you're definitely still smokin'.

Eddie, the big scary vampire that he is, hides behind his hair and giggles.

And jackass is fucking starstruck and confused bc Eddie’s looking at this poser with the most amused loving eyes on the face of the earth.

“You fucking jackass, I’m MARRIED to EDDIE FUCKING MUNSON I don’t need to know a single god damn song my closet is FULL of these. Shit, I have corroded coffin shirts that he HAND DREW the band name on in 19-fucking-86 at my fucking parents kitchen table. I have been on nearly every tour in the last 20 years since they STARTED touring in ‘87 and I am the ONLY groups eddie munson has ever fucked”

Eddie: *looks back over his shoulder* I swear that cloud is following me. . .*shrugs* I'm sure it has its reasons though