Goofy Goober

No, Evin, you won’t be able to drive me to work hammered. Besides, I broke my mums lucky vase last time so I’m going to have to say no alcohol on the premise. 

Darn that vase for being in the way of your drunken stupor. Okay.

No way, I just got drunk the other day. Don’t even encourage me.

I am not encouraging you of anything. I could always be totally hammered and it'd be paradise.

Horribly spectacular.

Horribly stupid yes BUT STUPID WITH PRIDE.

I’m so touched.

You should be. Its just a reminder of how horribly fantastic I am.

Speak for yourself. Are you drunk Hoch?

No, but that sounds great right now. Can that happen?

Like a little helpless puppy.

Just remeber that everything I do is for you, everything, even breathing, even giving away free coffee to women with distracting chest... All for you.

Evin after a few days over you should know that I suppress any urges with actual sleep because I love sleep more than anything.

Having sweet dreams about me are you?

Eh.

I do. I am so weak.

I’m putting a lock in my room… And my bathroom.

....Is that to keep me out or to keep you in at night when you are just internally begging for my body??

.................Meanie

What was falling out of her sh— Woah. Um, okay, Evin you’re an animal.

NO. NO. NO. I DIDN'T MEAN TO STARE IT JUST HAPPENED.

You still did it!

....just-yeah