Plenty of Whip

Horribly stupid yes BUT STUPID WITH PRIDE.

You're so ridiculous.

You should be. Its just a reminder of how horribly fantastic I am.

Horribly spectacular.

Just remember that everything I do is for you, everything, even breathing, even giving away free coffee to women with distracting chest… All for you.

I'm so touched.

He does, he does, although he’s just figured that I wake up five minutes before we have to leave so he’s taken the job of a driver and makes it to-go, bless his breast-obsessed heart.

Well, y'know, the breast is where the heart is located! Maybe he was searching for it when he was ogling her boobs.

I do. I am so weak.

Like a little helpless puppy.

……………..Meanie

Eh.

….just-yeah.

Definitely, best housemate ever. Except the part where he reminds me that I actually have to wake up to go to work. It’s like no thank you.

He at least makes you breakfast in bed or something, right?

I’ll have to ask him about that tonight, that’s seriously the cutest though.

He's the most precious thing, really.

IT WAS ONE. TIME.

You still did it!

I CAN HEAR YOU GUYS TALKIN’ SHIT

Looove yoooouuuu.

Oh God, really? Jesus, and I’m the one the manager suspects of giving freebies?! So unfair.

Ridiculous, right? The manager didn't even catch him!

He’s great, isn’t he? Gullible? In what way?

He's fantastic.