Evil Rat (Sabre)

been really enjoying pretending not to know what pokemon are when i sell the tcg packs to gambling-addicted chuds. they ask me for a tin from behind the counter and i say "which one? the ghost or the tiger?" i called Zygarde a 'green doggy :)' and the guy's face got really red

reblog this to pet the user you reblogged from please

@evilrat-sabre

Its good

@evilrat-sabre @serorat

another underappreciated tumblr feature that you dont get on other sites is the queue. i love it when something i thought was funny six months ago and then forgot about a week later crawlts its way out of the processing vortex and i get to see it all over again.

you should queue this post it would be funny and grant me immortality

you motherfuckers put me in the processing vortex

you! motherfuckers! put me in the processing vortex!

Hello 2026 back to processing vortex you go

let it be known that i touch grass frequently and I’m still like this.

@mawofthemagnetar you

@nevereatpearss

holy shit I found it again-

hey, tag this with a food people get really upset about you not liking