EVIL, SINISTER, MALCONTENT POSTS

The children's show villain is a figure who sadly is not seen outside the children's show. There are few stock characters who as succinctly declare, from sheer stage presence, "the world is unloveable and it is painful to live here; that which delights mankind is like ash on my tongue" without being too fucking whiny about it.

they are replacing penis and vagina with 2 new species of terrible awful birds

Everybody in the club Yield to my will

stop drinking beer with the deer and come have a cider with the spiderrrr

take my ass to torture city where the grass is ouch and the girls are hit me

im glad we're mostly out of the "girls are so soft uwu" era. it was really hard for me to go through as a girl with a segmented carapace covered in hundreds of tiny barbs

All the men I hunt for sport are sustainably and ethically sourced.

black mold and lead can’t affect me because i’m pure of heart

asbestos knows i’m really really cool and will let me do whatever

Anyways.. I’m gonna start slamming myself into walls for fun

I WANT TO TRY MORE DISGUSTING CONCOCTIONS