[ominous cave noises]

If I'm elected as your president in 2028 I promise to bring back the Western Interior Seaway.

Im so used to my queer echochamber that when a woman doesnt have armpit hair its like a jumpscare

reblog to give the pervious person a nice rock

creates a porn sideblog and you look in there and its just pictures of fucked up stairs leading nowhere

Driving around my town trying to find one single burger just one burger or a hot dog but Unfortunately everythings just rubble and twisted scaffolding upstretched and rotting and theres shit on fire and a big black ass sky

Guess i cant do shit anymore Cause the sewers are all muddied with a thousand lonely suicides... And yep, you guessed it: a dark wind blows.