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windows home screen throwing out a rather intense scenario today

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Not to be vague but not again please
If life is a never ending loop of dirty dishes and laundry then that means life is a never ending loop of home cooked meals and comfy clean clothes
There's something hilarious about how so much subsequent media has positioned Vampires and Werewolves as, like, binary opposite entities, and then you read Dracula (1897) and realize that wolves are that guy's preferred solution to every problem. You'd say something to Dracula about "ah yes, werewolves, vampires' great eternal enemies," and he'd just be like "you mean my subcontractors?"
Obviously it all started with Dracula exploiting his subcontrators: werewolves have been boycotting vampires ever since.

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pssssst hey. hey. free and expansive database of folk and fairy tales. you can thank me later
[furrows eyebrows slightly in my thumbnail just to make sure you know I disagree with the 42 Year Old Dad Who Married His Biological Daughter & Then Killed Her]
jonathan harker on may 12th: i witnessed with abject terror as the count descended the sheer stone wall of the castle face first as a lizard would. the unmitigated horror of the spectacle haunts my waking hours like an inescapable nightmare. this man or this thing shall surely be my undoing.
jonathan harker on may 15th: saw the old bastard do the crawling trick again and honestly fuck him it's not even that impressive i don't even care anymore i hope he falls.
jonathan harker on june 29th: gun
how do you guys feel about my lock screen
OP do you take constructive criticism?
there is nothing to criticize here
Who the hell organize apps by color
Mind your business

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"average person eats 3 spiders a year" factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. R. M. Renfield, who lives in cell & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
I for one think they should make a book accurate Dracula into two movies and the first is just a psychological thriller with Jonathan slowly realizing what Dracula is and that he’s trapped with this monster and it ends with Jonathan escaping and it’s unclear to the audience if he lives or dies. And then the second movie opens with hot girl summer
Dracula Daily Holidays (so far)
Here are some holidays the fandom has latched onto as we’ve been reading Dracula Daily/ listening to re:Dracula.
With this list I’m trying to capture the moments that get talked about the most or elicit the biggest reactions (admittedly, almost every entry has an iconic line or moment.)
I also included each character’s introduction or instance of them actually writing/recording something themselves. Ish.
Up to current entry to add as time goes on:
May 3 - My good friend, Jonathan Harker/Paprika Hendl
May 4 - The kindness of strangers
May 5 - “Enter freely and of your own will!”
May 7 - First Use of “Voluptuous”
May 8 - “A foul bauble of man's vanity. Away with it!”
May 9 - Mina
May 11 - Lucy
May 12 - Lizard Fashion- The Horror Day
May 15 - Lizard Fashion - There He Goes Again/ Jonathan, Gothic Damsel
May 16 - The Three Weed-Smoking Girlfriends
May 19 - “I am surely in the toils” & “I know now the span of my life. God help me!”
May 24 - “Why can't they let a girl marry three men, or as many as want her, and save all this trouble?” / Cowboy Day
May 25 - Jack’s Podcast / Renfield
May 26 - Art
May 28 - Mail Fraud Dracula / “A vile thing, an outrage upon friendship and hospitality!”
May 31 - The real terror is Dracula’s abuse / “Some new scheme of villainy”
June 5 - Renfield starts making his way up the food chain
June 17 - The coffins
June 18 - Statistical Outlier Spiders Renfield
June 24 - Identify Theft Dracula / The mother at the gate
June 25 - Jonathan’s Lizard Fashion
June 30 - IT’S SHOVEL DAY, MOTHAFUCKAS
friendly reminder that the age of technology is coming to an end and a new age of blood magic and dark rituals will take its place
oopsie! You got a bit too manic about a creative project too close to bedtime and now your brain is too awake to sleep. One million dead 10 morbillion injured
Also you haven't actually worked on the project, to be clear

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he's such a little bastard man