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scrolling twitter today and then coming over here is like walking out of a burning building and then walking into the calm remains of a building that burnt down 5 years ago and has been reclaimed by nature.

[ ID: Chainsaw Man Fanart of a fake Twitter post with an attached image. The tweet is by Aki Hayakawa @ kon_1978 and the profile picture is of Aki’s forehead and hair. The tweet reads, “the no smoking with kids in the car law is ridiculous. just look at them standing out there in the rain…” The attached image is fanart of a weary Power and Denji standing in the rain from the point of view of someone inside the car with the closed windows blurred by the rain. Aki’s hand is seen at the bottom of the image holding a cigarette. /end ID. ]

hey um im rly sorry but i saved ur boyfriend in the wrong format and now his save file is corrupted. so he’s evil and weird now. sorry

fags are allowed to say dyke and dykes are allowed to say fag in the same way that youre allowed to run up and slap your sibling on the back of the head

"this filter will show you if your teeth are yellow" "this filter will show you if your nose is perfect" "this filter will show you if your face is symmetrical" "this filter will show you if your lips are big" how about if we all blew up our phones forever

eat your dinner, son. there are children starving in sweden because they wanted to play at their friends house

When websites go "oh actually you have to use our app to view things on mobile now :)" evil. I will simply not do the thing now. Fuck your app.