Aesthetic Trash

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Oh I love her

they also digitally enhanced her boobs for the King Arthur movie poster which she responded with “comes from market research that clearly shows that other women refuse to look at famous actresses and stars with small breasts.”

when i see a woman with small breasts my eyes close and seal shut. i can try to force them open so i can look at the poster for everybody’s favourite movie king arthur but my ESBP (extra sensory boob perception) means that my tear ducts will not release the chemical required to unseal my eyes until the boobs that are too small are removed from my eyeline. i appreciate the efforts made by the film industry to solve this problem

tag yourself. i’m #upsetatsomeoftheirpoorposture

the older I get the more dog I become

obsessed with being given affection and being told im doing a good job... losing my damn mind every time I get to go for a nice walk

TERRIFIED of the doorbell

When life gives you bears… trick them into doing market research?

put azula in smash

Glad to see we’re all in agreement that cats talk like disparaged victorian children

I am so incredibly glad we finally moved on from "i can has". Cats are clearly smart enough for advanced sentence structure and dumb enough to draw entirely incorrect conclusions about what they're talking about.