I Am My Soulmate

I love the kind of tired that comes from a lot of fresh air and a little too much sun

My favorite thing on Tumblr are translated Russian cats.

Oh my god

Anyone else hear that beat drop in their head or just me

say what you want about millenials but at least we dont lick our fingers to turn a page

Being afraid to check your bank account is the adult version of being afraid to check your grades.

College is when you’re afraid of both

the good place is honestly such a hopeful and beautiful show that is so lovely in showing how we should be kind and decent to everyone around us because it will make the world a better place and that we owe eachother decency and courtesy which is such a lovely message and it also shows that being good is hard! being patient is difficult! and if we are gentle and forgiving with ourselves and each other we can overcome that and work together and im crying rn

i think we’ve gotten as close to a real life Howler as we can get

this is literally the funniest thing Ive ever seen in my life

Synonyms are weird because if you invite someone to your cottage in the forest that just sounds nice and cozy, but if I invite you to my cabin in the woods you’re going to die.

My favourite is explaining the difference between a butt dial and a booty call

It’s called connotations.

great news! Language is now banned

ok nick jonas was right there, he and miley could have performed before the storm