#quote starters

A collection of dialogue prompts of the more off-kilter sentences from the app "Duolingo". Feel free to adjust quotes as necessary.

"He says he is a model, but really, he is a priest."

"I still hear the voices."

"I don't love you, I only love mayonnaise."

"Where can we hide the bodies?"

"Look, [Name]! You don't have pants on!"

"He informed the jury that he was "too pretty to go to jail.""

"There is your wife, with a man, behind the restaurant."

"There's a problem, he wants to come with his cow."

"That is not water, it is yellow."

"Did you come to kill us?"

"I thought it was an apple store, but they only sold computers."

"This blonde man has stupid ideas."

"I'm getting electrocuted! And I like it!"

"There is a hand coming out of the toilet."

"Love is blind, but the neighbors ain't.'

"Do fish drink water?"

"There is somebody's head in the fridge."

"We got divorced, because my cat was too cute."

"Are we studying the fish? Or is the fish studying us?"

"Who is more attractive, Snoopy or Yoda?"

"If you are kind, you will get a lemon."

"Are two half brothers one brother?"

"What do we say to the god of death?"

"I want to live in your shoes, so I can be with you every step of the way."

"Eat my crepes, I didn't poison them."

"Why are you taking your shirt off?"

"One day, you'll wake up and wonder where your life has gone."

"My relationships generally end because of me."

"This person says he is a wizard, but I don't believe him."

"Why are you afraid of plumbers?"

"I'm the one who killed him, but I'll never confess!"

"My students learn slowly, cows are more intelligent!"

"You have shoes and you're going to give them to me."

"I laughed because you looked like an angry crocodile."

"What is tea? What is water? Who am I?"

"They're coming in through the windows!"

"What were you doing with my boyfriend?"

"Our food hasn't killed anybody yet!"

i want you to stay for a while.

i'm laying here in denial.

intimacy scares me a lot.

why can't you see what i see?

if you saw what i see, you wouldn't come when i call.

instead you waste late nights on a screen laying next to me.

can i stay for a little while?

this isn't meaningless sex.

i want to fall in love again.

people pass me on the pavement and they don't seem to make a sound.

when you're away, all my thoughts are fuckin' loud.

is loving just how you fuck? is it just how you get off?

i've seen the way you look at me, and you look at me like you're seeing me.

say i'm not just your pornography, a quick fix and some company.

i need this to stay alive.

can you kiss me?

can you love me how you fuck me?

i'm happy for closeness.

i want you to kiss me.

i don't want this, i want you.

i'm not obsessed with sex, just fucking myself over.

it's been a while since i last checked my bank.

reckless overspending feels better now i've drank.

i know i'm gonna cry when i make it home.

it's fine, i know it's fine, i'm safe.

the buzz keeps me alive.

i'll count to ten, and once it's over, we'll go again.

i wanna pretend.

i only feel alive when i'm not in my head.

i only used to smoke when i got too drunk.

didn't think i'd live this long, didn't think i had the fight.

i don't wanna wake up and feel the same thing.

drugs aren't fun when you do them alone.

i'm so glad that i live out my head now.

i know why i'm like this.

a part of me died when i left you.

we have history, so you're owed all of me.

now i've been smoking a lot with your friends.

i think it's better if i just pretend.

your garden never grows.

i think it's better if i just pretend that we're cool.

friends don't kiss and tell.

does he know about the cheating?

but i didn't tell, is that worse?

would you come to my funeral and mourn the me you never knew?

i can't relate to motherhood. maybe i'm scared they'll turn out like me.

you believed i would never settle down.

there's a seat laid out for you.

i couldn't pass without telling you.

is it why i look forward to sleeping?

i wonder if you're still smoking, just to get a kick out of me.

why'd they always go for someone younger once i begin to step away?

but if i knew i was dying, you'd be the first person i'd call.

i say i never think of you, but i don't know who i'm lying to.

this time last year, i was someone. now i'm jealous of the pictures of my friends.

it hurts to look back.

it's always when i'm scared of being alone.

i sleep with the light on, you used to do that.

my therapist said i look stoned.

i said i'd rather do it alone.

you can't fake it; that's telling.

tell your dad that it's weed he's smelling.

you're too young to know her.

i think i'll go to sleep.

i won't think about you.

come over again.

i see how you used to be before you knew me.

i'm just so sick, i can't even look at myself.

take her name out of your mouth.

you don't deserve to mourn.

you just love the attention.

you like the power you have.

do you think that you're happy?

i woke up alone and i looked at my phone.

you called me four times, but i still felt alone.

i can't tell you i'm not thinking of you anymore

i travelled six hours for the sake of distraction.

i know it would be easier just to settle.

i don't think of you like i used to do.

your body knows before your mind.

i got too used to you.

missing you isn't enough. wanting you isn't enough.

we were too young to call it what it was.

hate being alone, so stay the night.

you don't love me. you just need me to stay alive.

it kills me to be kind.

but i fear the suburban life.

now i'm in new york because i couldn't wait any longer.

i don't think of you like you want me to.

i heard you fucked somebody else.

need somebody in your bed to drown that noise in your head.

you could give it all up for us and it won't be enough.

you'd give it all up for us, but that doesn't mean it was love.

i wanna kiss you while standing in the cold without a jacket.

there's a part of me that needs to think for myself.

you're the best night i ever had.

but i love you, and i love you 'cause you're my home.

i'm in love, i'm in love, until i think too much.

if it's love, why does it hurt so much?

we're at the same party with a different dealer.

how much would you do to feel wanted?

i'm the other apartment.

i'd do anything for this though.

a rented house isn't a home.

i know that you dream of a townhouse.

i know my head is self-aware of its problems, but the child in me can't stop them. maybe it's something i got from my mother.

i bet you're thinking of me while you're pulling off her jeans.

i'll do anything for you to see me, for you to wake up and want me.

i've built this house i'm now alone in.

maybe i'm better off alone.

this is love isn't it?

call it love, call it anything you like.

i think it's best if i stay.

my money's telling me no, but that's all just in my head.

now i'd rather not have loved at all.

i know that you'll leave me.

everyone can see the way you look at me.

can you please love me gently?

they're wearing your clothes.

they're starting to get loud.

there's comfort in the sadness and the mess i seem to make.

no one's gonna know you like i do.

you're always on my mind.

sold my morals for a smoke.

you know my body more than most.

i think i'm all the things i hate.

no one tell you drugs can kill you?

it isn't where i thought my life would be.

don't tell me how to get better.

you know that they love it when i'm getting sadder.

the people won't like me if i'm any louder.

i'm the one who's insecure.

not healthy but at least i got a way to cope.

i want you to hold me.

i'll be your poltergeist.

i thought you were pretty until my sight was fixed.

if no one was watching, would you still call me a friend?

are you smoking weed again?

i've seen how you touch her, and it's the way you used to touch me.

you said you loved me, you said you'd want me.

it was the last time i was loved innocently, but i know it's because we were young.

but if it was now, i would've held on to you longer.

i want you to notice how much that i've moved on.

i think i'm a liar.

i've been lonely since you left me.

did you treat her well tonight?

it's like when my parents fight.

"take me home."

"i want your complications too."

"i thought you were leading me on."

"i knew you'd come back to me."

"will you kiss me on the porch in front of all your stupid friends?"

"everybody wants you."

"everybody wonders what it would be like to love you."

"i'll do anything you say."

"i'd be smart to walk away."

"it takes everything in me not to call you."

"i hope sometimes you wonder about me."

"i just like hanging out with you all the time."

"i'd like to hang out with you for my whole life."

"say you'll see me again."

"no one has to know what we do."

"i'm yours, but you're not mine."

"i love you, it's ruining my life."

"fuck it if i can't have us."

"i feel so high school every time i look at you."

"tell me about the first time you saw me."

"are you gonna marry, kiss, or kill me?"

"i can tell when somebody still wants me."

"my reputation's never been worse, so you must like me for me."

"is it cool that i said all that?"

"is it too soon to do this yet?"

"do the girls back home touch you like i do?"

"are you ever dreaming of me?"

"i pretend you're mine all the damn time."

"i don't want you like a best friend."

"only bought this dress so you could take it off."

"you're the kind of reckless that should send me running."

"you wish it was me, don't you?"

Some goofy quotes from some videos i have seen from Don Shnack (My humor is shit im sorry)

Feel free to edit to fit whatever you need!

Warning for inappropriate language and whatnot

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"Its the one with the crazy ass name!"

"I got payed for being a pussy!"

"I love 'em! He's round and pink."

"Oh, it's a friend! A genderless friend."

"You will be mine."

"I have stabbed you, fool."

"Its time! You fool."

"THERES RULES FOR THIS SHIT!"

"Free money for me!"

"Babies equals world domination."

"I won something, but felt nothing."

"Another one of these?! I was just complimenting you!"

"Go to the nearest JCPenny's and just buy a new jacket."

"It's no longer considered a side mini-game it's now a national threat."

"I really enjoy the fight we are having, but I need to break it down real quick."

"Oh Zoo-Wee-Mama!"

"She's just mean and rude to my boy."

"You make fun of one Italian, you make fun of all the Italians."

"I'd say catch these hands, but you got none!"

"I look away for three seconds and my shit's gone."

"So what you're telling me is that I came out here for nothing."

"Why they cooked him like that?!"

"WHY THEY HATE ON MY BOY?!"

"Das mudda fuggin Lagana!"

"What did he do man?!"

"There was a petition to have me crucified."

"Get the fuck outta here dipshit, baby!!!"

"Look at him shmove."

"The problem is that not knowing what you were doing was a Olympic big sport, I have 60 gold metals."

"Hes bald, which means hes weaker. Everyone knows that."

"I guess we did that for fucking nothing."

"What is happening, what is happening?!"

"I kinda just spent the rest of the day walking around and taking notice of all the fun randomized stuff."

"I been popping antidepressants like they're tic tacs."

"So day three, we are back in the garden of nope!"

"And they seem to be based off of Cocoa pebbles."

quotes taken from the Marvel novel, Daredevil: The Cutting Edge (1999) by Madeleine E. Robins // adjust pronouns and lines as needed.

Can I bring you a cup of coffee? I'm already on number seven or eight… I forget which.

Wouldn't you like a chance to go, I don't know, live on a beach somewhere, drinking rum punch or something?

I'd rather go to hell, I love this. This is what I do.

Don't look at me that way; I'm not the one who drank a dozen cups of coffee a day and never got any exercise.

Not bad for a skinny blind kid from Hell's Kitchen.

Not as flashy as Spider-Man, maybe, but not too shabby.

What is this guy, a zombie?

You moron, he's not the perp!

Okay, Mr. Off-the-Rack, what else did you leave behind?

It's okay, you've been very brave.

It was a kind lie, kindly meant.

Don't ever let me lose you.

Pleading "blind man walked into the door" again, your honor.

Yaaaay for the good guy!

So, he was the wall you ran into?

Triumph and hell, all at once. I wish you could have seen it.

How about dinner tonight? In a real restaurant. Like grownups.

Off to Rykers. Another day in Fun City.

Have fun storming the castle!

Maybe I should get Seeing Eye cat?

Well, of the two, I guess the brain's more important.

Doesn't it seem a little too tidy? The pink ribbons and all?

A problem? My dear, I trust you implicitly.

Who put this guy in a position where he can talk to the public?

Not me, I'm naturally suspicious.

Tooth extraction would be more fun than what I'm writing.

I can't smell anything, my food tastes funny…

I'm wasting away to a shadow of my former self.

Two-bit mouthpieces! He actually said that? Who writes his dialouge?

Why not just wave a big, huge red flag that says something suspicious here?

I will be the soul of discretion.

Try not to break any of your well-informed friends too badly loking for information, okay?

Right, everytime you come in to chat, I wind up doing renovations. New plate glass, new tables, new ribcage…

Are you just a discipline problem in the making, or do you have something useful to contribute?

Anyone got anything they want to share with the class?

Naughty, naughty.

No breakage, this time. They're learning.

A little judicious flattery can work wonders.

You're all flipping wild cards. That's part of your charm.

I don't like lawyers!

Call any hour of the day or night.

Don't throw the card away, I'll know.

Okay, hero, play brave, competent, [disabled] person.

Oh, I already do, but make me love him more.

He sounds like the kind of guy who pulled the wings off butterflies and tortured puppy dogs.

Basically, your overprivileged sociopath.

I wasn't always the polished gem you see now.

He has the business ethics of a piranha.

Judiciously applied, the business ethics of a piranha can be very useful.

Make it good, boyo.

If you like it hot, but I gotta say, man, you oughtta use a little caution.

I'm touched by your concern, but I promise you I'm well armed.

Well, the only thing to do with a bully and a coward is face him straight on!

Now it's time for bed, close your weary eyes and dream of me.

You're a darling, but I'm too tired to argue about it.

This is where I'm going to die.

You have great bone structure.

Well, look. The neighborhood avenger. Come on, you wanna play?

Spread the word, sweetheart.

I couldn't... fight him...

You stayed alive, you did the right thing.

Bullies... never give in to... bullies.

You did good, remember that.

Oh my, really bad night.

I don't deserve you.

You roll in here looking like someone shot your dog, so I figure I can be self-absorbed and ill-tempered some other morning.

Listen, sweetheart, whatever you did, it's not your fault.

If anyone's to blame, it' me.

I find I'm old-fashioned enough to prefer talking to a live human being.

Lies. All lies.

I don't think they're ever leaving. I think they like it here.

It's air conditioned, the coffee's free, they get to point and laugh at the poor people trying to work.

Nothing more than crushing piles of work. The usual. What's up?

You'll have to make this the "For Dummies" version.

Heartbreaking. You expect setbacks, but we were so close!

I mean, it worked ⸺ it just had this damned baggage with it.

Well, I'm over it. Grieved, moved on.

So you think because she's a babe that she's capable of planning murder?

Ow! Be careful! You don't know your own strength!

If I were afraid of you, would I be sitting here?

Thank you so much, I really look forard to proving I'm not the monster I'm sure I seemed the other day.

Reduces me to a screaming hormonal pulp?

Don't you think you ought to relax a little?

You really don't like being challenged at all, do you?

I have to do something, and this is what I can do.

My point is, I love you, and I don't want to have to bring you flowers at St. Clare's.

Be careful. That shiner is just beginning to fade; you don't need another, and I do need you. Okay?

Once again, it's all the fault of the guy in the tights, jeez.

It's as tired as I am.

Okay, genius, what now?

What are you gonna do, kill me?

Come on, I'm doing the best I can.

Stay alive, [name]. I'm here.

What are you, Iron Man?

Look, I'm going to close my eyes and rest for a while, don't let anything exciting happen while I'm out, okay?

Are you sure you're supposed to be scolding me in your weakened condition?

I was just trying to distract you from telling me you were right about it.

I hadn't planned on scolding you about that until you were strong enough to fight back.

You say the absolutely perfect thing sometimes. You really do.

I never know whether you're as clumsy as you seem, or just playing a very, very crafty part. Well, you're not dead yet.

That the way you treat all your dates?

Cosmic irony: man with no sympathy has a heart that beats sympathetically.

Hey... I'm one of the good guys, right?

Look at me. I look like... the Hulk's baby sister. And it's going to get worse.

I'm not stupid. I played a risky game and I lost. I lost it big and I'm going to wind up a monster.

Tell me about the colors.

Tell me what you hear.

Anyone here ever ask you what the most beautiful word in the English language is, you can tell'em: home.

Hey you, having a good time?

With you? Always.

We could rent a movie, then curl up on the couch together and ignore it.

That sounds good. We could even forget the movie.

Even better, I love you a lot.

Rules: post the last line you wrote, then tag as many people as there are words.

Rules 2.0: if the number of words/tags seem daunting, add the digits of the total number together until it reaches a more comfortable number for you

I was tagged by @wheneverfeasible (thanks for including me😊) so here is the unedited last line of an original wip that I’ve been working on.

”Now if you’ll excuse me I need to make a jackass eat shit and howl at the moon!” Whatever that meant. Gen thought but didn’t stop them. Join in if you please!