Everything is Magic

I finally discovered an open-minded individual that let me do a working for him to prove that “that witchy shit” is real. He’s too prideful to admit that it worked but he’s lowkey asking more questions now and I’m like asdfghjkl welcome to the dark side, friend. 😂

I bought 200 more pages for my grimoire. 😬 So now instead of 400-500 it will be 600-700. But I only have 30 pages completed.. Like there was literally no reason for me to buy more paper. I might be a crazy person.

Random witchy want of the day: a railroad spike. Idk why. I literally woke up and was like dude I want a railroad spike.

People always argue with me about how the Bible has been mistranslated and abused to fit political agendas for centuries like it changes anything. People were still murdered in the name of your god so as far as I’m concerned screw the both of you. 🤷🏼‍♂️

So I’m learning about servitors and at first I was like okay this sounds ridiculous but like when it’s explained in detail it sounds significantly less like y’all need to be institutionalized. 😂 (a joke, please mind your business or be blocked. I don’t care about x, y, or z. Heal.) It’s pretty cool but like I’m waiting to find a scary story where the servitor develops a consciousness/latches onto an already conscious entity and actively starts working against its creator. Like rip plot twist. If y’all have time, research this because it’s the most fascinating thing I’ve read about in months.

Some of y’all complain too much about aesthetics. Like do you not have a job? Are you seriously that bored? How does home girl (or boy) wanting to tea stain grimoire pages, or wanting to put glitter on their fucking candles hurt you? Also my account is slowly becoming one of those bitching accounts where I just bitch about other people who won’t stop bitching and I hate it. Let’s all collectively stop bitching. Like aren’t you mfs on a spiritual journey? At least pretend to be enlightened.

Apparently there will be a comet tonight after sunset and I really hope I get to see it. I miss all of the fun shit. 😭

This moon thing has officially crossed the line from hilarious to embarrassing. Y’all got the Bible thumpers on twitter spouting their bullshit. 😒 “PeOpLe BeLiEvE iN mAgIc?” Like yes babe and you believe in a sky wizard that is going to burn me for eternity in a dark fiery pit because I love a man. Now we both sound stupid, and what the fuck about it?

Not 12 year olds on that stupid fucking tIcKtOcK app thinking they have any kind of power over the moon, an actual giant rock floating through space or the fae, y’all I CAN NAWT. 😂😂😂😂😂 But I mean, I smell an urban legend type story about to take place so let me get the snacks.