Chad Thundercock

ESTP: The Nights - Avicii

ESFP: So What - Pink

ISTP: Hallucinogenics - Matt Maeson

ISFP: Lonely Eyes - Lauv

ENTP: Renegades - X Ambassadors

ENFP: I'm Born To Run - American Authors

INTP: Shiver - Coldplay

INFP: Take Me To Church - Hozier

ESTJ: Rät - Penelope Scott

ISTJ: Grow Up - Olly Murs

ESFJ: Count On Me - Bruno Mars

ISFJ: Hymn For The Weekend - Coldplay

ENTJ: Greatest - Eminem

INTJ: Mess Is Mine - Vance Joy

ENFJ: Before You Go - Lewis Capaldi

ESTP: r/ihavesex

INTJ: r/iamverysmart

INFP: r/iam14andthisisdeep and r/skyporn

INFJ: r/itoldyouso

INTP: r/foreveralone

ISXJ: r/oldpeoplefacebook

ENFP: r/showerthoughts

ESFP: r/holdmybeer

ISTP: r/fightporn

ESTJ: r/justiceserved

ENFJ: r/wholesomememes

ENTP: r/circlejerk

ENTJ: r/wallstreetbets

ISFP: r/me_irl

ISFJ: is the nurse taking care of the type(s)

ESTP: proceeds to have sex with the nurse

INXJ: "Huh. I already knew the date I was going to die anyway." *flaunts Ni*

ISFP/ENFP: "THANK GOD"

INFP: Was daydreaming and didn't catch what the nurse said

ENTJ: becomes a hedonist

ESTJ: takes a break of 2.138 days from work

ISTJ: frowns a little, but that's it

ENFJ: passes out

ESFJ: Dies from cardiac arrest on-spot

ISTP: "not gonna lie, that's a lot more than I expected"

ESFP: immediately uploads "FINNA DIE SOON HMU/CONFESS/RANT" story on all social media platforms

INTP: "I've been dead inside for 26 years"

INFJ: Is it bad, doctor?

ENTP: You're dying.

INFJ: Aren't we all?