"Fantasy is escapist, and that is its glory"

So here’s what you have to do if you want to have perfect skin while keeping that alpha grindset:

Wash your horses first even if you are caked in blood and dirt

Wash your mighty arms

Don’t use Perfume, rub yourself with manly olive oil only

Don’t do make up, don’t even look into a mirror, you already have a chiseled jaw and flashing eyes

Instead run 120 laps around a racetrack to give your face a natural blush

Comb your hair with a golden comb

new outfits!! they look so cool i can’t wait to see them in the movie!!

Equiping an armor tutorial

Naruto:..

Shikamaru: hey Naruto!

Naruto: yeah?

Shikamaru: do you know whos the only other spikey blond, blue eyed guy that we've ever known around here Ever?

Naruto: oh thats easy it's the 4th hokage!

Shikamaru: right right,.. man it's such a shame that he died fighting the Ninetails 16 years ago, huh?

Naruto: yeah. I Wanna surpass them!

Shikamaru: yeah... hey umm how old are you?

Naruto:16

Shikamaru: 16 huh?"interesting interesting

Naruto: hey,have you've seen sasuke?

Shikamaru: oh wait! you have the nine tails, right?

Naruto: you damn right!

Shikamaru: oh man that's crazy!... boy,I sure do wonder where that rasengan came from, huh?

Naruto: oh that's easy, it came from Jiraya sensei

Shikamaru:...

Shikamaru: hey!, you ever looked at the hokage mountain and thought to yourself? "hmm... the 4th guy kinda looks like me?!"

Naruto: No you know why?, because I'm going to surpass them and become even better all BELIEVE IT!

Oh, you mean this document?!

The picture that his students were trying to look at doesn't have that hair sticking out so it's at least 13+ Kakashi.

Chances are, it's updated pretty regularly to keep up with any new identifying marks, changes in physique and other things that might need to be made note of