Sturgis Podmore

Ha! I like it. Oh, do you? I’m glad, I’ll have to be intimidating more often. Oh? What kind of deal did you have in mind? I drive a hard bargain, you know.

Good! Yeah, I do. Works for me, babe. Do ya? I'm sure we can come up with a mutually beneficial one.

Ha! Yeah, you are. Oh? Well you’re very good at it. Ha! Nope, no bodyguard. Just a very intimidating girlfriend. I’m not sure you could afford me, I’ve protected the Minister before, after all.

Good! It's a natural talent. I find intimidating girlfriend a very sexy look on you. Oh, is that so? I dunno, I think we could work out a deal.

Ha! That’s real good of ya, mate. I can’t argue with that! Go on, then, don’t let me keep ya.

Ha! Yeah, I gotta make sure my girl enjoyed my flying.

Ha! Don’t worry. I have mentioned you’re very distracting, haven’t I? It’s lucky you’re the best part of the match anyhow or I’d be very upset with you. And if anyone did hit you in the head with a bludger they’d have to answer to me.

Ha! Good. I am distracting aren't I? What can I say, gotta keep my girl happy. Is that so? Maybe Rita was right and I do have myself a bodyguard. I think I like it.

Ha! Yeah, alright, mate, if you say so. Either way, don’t tell ‘em ya heard it from me.

Ha! Alright, I suppose I can be generous like that. Especially tonight. There is nothing gonna make tonight a bad night. Cheers!

Ha! You can say that again! Ha! Thanks, mate! And here’s to the best chaser, but don’t tell the other two blokes I said that, yeah?

Welcome! Ha! That's not a secret. If they don't know it by now I dunno about them.

Ha! ‘Course I am. You were amazing, Sturgis. I can’t wait to show off my undefeated boyfriend.

Thanks, babe. Yeah? Great. It so happens your undefeated boyfriend can't wait to be showed off.

'Course we are! Always have been, always will be! I sure am, mate!

Exactly! Good! We've got a lot to celebrate, mate! Here's to the best damn beater in the league, cheers mate!

STURGIS!

Ha! Hell yeah we did! It’s bloody brilliant is what it is, mate!

Best damn team in the league! You ready to party?

Ha! Whatever. ….Thanks. I’ll make sure to find an extra cute one, too. Just for you. …Merlin, I think we do. And now I’ve got something to look forward to.

Oh? I like that. ...Yeah? I'm glad. Me too.

Ha! Yeah, whatever. …Ha! Well then I guess I’ll have to prove it to ya, won’t I? …Good. I’m sure I can talk Moody into a day off.

Ha! You said it. ....Yeah, I think you will. .....Fantastic. Merlin knows we deserve it.

…Ha! Well that’s true, you’ve got a very good point there. …Ha! Well I do look damn good in a bikini, you know. …We should take a day, once your season’s over. Go to the beach.

Ha! Course I do. ....Ha! As a matter of fact I don't know. Not sure I can just take your word for it either. ...Sounds good to me.

Ha! Yeah, I’ve noticed that one, actually. …Yeah, I am. Oh? Yeah, I suppose we will. Got any suggestions?

....Just think, babe, the money those fans spend on tickets goes to my paycheck which enables me to take ya out, not a bad revenge. ....If it wasn't for your job and our side job I'd suggest a vacation. Wouldn't mind seeing ya in a bikini.

…They were, right? I don’t even know why they still sell them. …That’s true. Maybe I’ll get to have you to myself for just a bit.

...Oh yeah. You kidding? They're far too popular not to. ....Well when ya put it like that I guess it's not so bad after all.