Penny

Good! It’s a natural talent. I find intimidating girlfriend a very sexy look on you. Oh, is that so? I dunno, I think we could work out a deal.

Ha! I like it. Oh, do you? I'm glad, I'll have to be intimidating more often. Oh? What kind of deal did you have in mind? I drive a hard bargain, you know.

Ha! Good. I am distracting aren’t I? What can I say, gotta keep my girl happy. Is that so? Maybe Rita was right and I do have myself a bodyguard. I think I like it.

Ha! Yeah, you are. Oh? Well you're very good at it. Ha! Nope, no bodyguard. Just a very intimidating girlfriend. I'm not sure you could afford me, I've protected the Minister before, after all.

Ha! No worries on that. Not with Tooker and Price as beaters and my own superb flying. Unless that’s your way of telling me you weren’t watching the match and then we gotta talk babe. Best looking bird or not can’t have my girl missing my brilliance.

Ha! Don't worry. I have mentioned you're very distracting, haven't I? It's lucky you're the best part of the match anyhow or I'd be very upset with you. And if anyone did hit you in the head with a bludger they'd have to answer to me.

Thanks, babe. Yeah? Great. It so happens your undefeated boyfriend can’t wait to be showed off.

Welcome. Ha! Good, I should hope not. I'd be worried I missed you taking a bludger to the head or something.

Ha! 'Course I am. You were amazing, Sturgis. I can't wait to show off my undefeated boyfriend.

Hey beautiful!

STURGIS!

Ha! You said it. ….Yeah, I think you will. …..Fantastic. Merlin knows we deserve it.

Ha! Whatever. ....Thanks. I'll make sure to find an extra cute one, too. Just for you. ...Merlin, I think we do. And now I've got something to look forward to.

Ha! Course I do. ….Ha! As a matter of fact I don’t know. Not sure I can just take your word for it either. …Sounds good to me.

Ha! Yeah, whatever. ...Ha! Well then I guess I'll have to prove it to ya, won't I? ...Good. I'm sure I can talk Moody into a day off.

….Just think, babe, the money those fans spend on tickets goes to my paycheck which enables me to take ya out, not a bad revenge. ….If it wasn’t for your job and our side job I’d suggest a vacation. Wouldn’t mind seeing ya in a bikini.

...Ha! Well that's true, you've got a very good point there. ...Ha! Well I do look damn good in a bikini, you know. ...We should take a day, once your season's over. Go to the beach.

Ha! Gotta admit if you’re mad they’d send the point a lot better then a plain old letter. …Yeah. Thanks. Are ya? Good. That’s true. We’ll just have to make the most of it.

Ha! Yeah, I've noticed that one, actually. ...Yeah, I am. Oh? Yeah, I suppose we will. Got any suggestions?

…Oh yeah. You kidding? They’re far too popular not to. ….Well when ya put it like that I guess it’s not so bad after all.

I know. But that's just because people are idiots and can't send a plain old letter like a normal person. ....Yeah? I'm glad you think so. I know I'm looking forward to it. Shame it won't last very long.

…Whoever invented howlers was insane. ….But it’s a cup year and people are already losing interest in regular quidditch.

...They were, right? I don't even know why they still sell them. ...That's true. Maybe I'll get to have you to myself for just a bit.

Welcome. Maybe it’ll calm down a bit doing off season.

Merlin, I hope so. The jinxes are easy enough to deal with but not much to do about the howlers except hear 'em before they explode.

…Mmm good. ….Ha! Good, I’m glad.

....Very good. ...Ha! Thanks, babe.

….Might help. Ha! That’s true, she is creative. Glad she’s not bothering you too much.

...Well then I'm very, very, very sorry.

Oi! And here I was about to kiss ya. I’ll have to rethink that one. Ha! Just a bit. Skeeter would love it though.

Oi! That's not fair. What if I said I was very, very sorry? Ha! Merlin, I'll bet she would. Though she doesn't even need us to do anything, she's creative enough on her own.

Ha! Yeah, I am. When I retire maybe I’ll open a school. Ha! Great! Let’s hope it doesn’t come to that though.

Ha! Oh, sorry, did you think I was talking about you? I meant myself, actually, but I suppose you're a pretty good teacher, too. Ha! Yeah, that might put a bit of a damper on things.