Golf.

Slither like a snake and fly like an owl. Never let them know your secrets. Lurk in the shadows. Hide behind rocks like a bug. Get set on fire by a magnifying glass.

Wearing the neck part of the juice carton as a ring. I feel so Punk. I feel so Rock. Or felt I guess because this draft is from like 10+ days ago and by now I have no idea where it is.

I am PRO Global warming and I WILL NOT stop untill all oceans are DESERTS and all deserts are GLASS.

Three people walk into a bar. Suddenly, a metal panel rises out of the floor and blocks the exit! A timer appears above the exit, it starts counting down. Speaker:"Upon the end of this timer, this room will explode with all of you inside, if you want to save yourselves, you will have to work together. Be quick, you only have 20 minutes." What happens next? Find out in the next episode of Three people walk into a bar.

Dipping bread in garlic oil and sprinkling salt on it. Calling it "garlic oil dipped and lightly salted bread". How has nobody thought of this yet?