Random Dan and Phil quotes saved in my notes app (originally posted to D&P community)
-“Chat GPT and T stands for toes”
-“Blossom your anus”
-“Did I give you permission to squeeze my bean?”
-“We knitted a Christmas jumper of heterosexual lies”
-“I’m holding my penis, let’s not chat”
-(Phil): “What even is kale?” (Dan): “Witchcraft”
-“If it doesn’t have a sticky floor, you’re not gonna have a good time”
-“Retract the piss”
-“Don’t eat the priest”
-“Reality is collapsing via your butt”
-“Oh please Phil, give us your penis review”
Should I do a part two?













